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"LOLNFL: Championship Weekend Pt. 1"
It’s good to see someone shining the spotlight on the true victim this weekend: Bert’s glorious ‘stache.
Ooooo..I hope Bruschi Hugs are coming!!!
I guess we really all should blame Bledsoe for having to deal with the Pats this last decade or so
Where would we be though if Drew hadn’t shown us that a rocket arm combined with a penchant for standing like a glorious marble statue in the pocket makes you Tony Romo’s bitch?
That last caption would make more sense if it were Alex Smith staring down at a football.
Hi Drew, did you see my $25 Mill mansion with 3 masterbatoriums?
3’s just excessive. Honestly, who needs more than 2?
I feel like the Flacco LOL should play “Dust in the Wind” when you click on it. Such a sad face.
I bet Flacco shaved the ‘stache off while sitting in the shower holding his knees with the water running on the back of his neck, mumbling “Kickers. Fucking kickers.”
God damn it I hate this Super Bowl.
Hate? What will you call it after reading Simmons on this?
I have very happily not read a Simmons column in years. I figured that if I wanted to see someone masturbate to their own image I may as well watch hipster porn.
A large part of my hatred of the Patriots stems from not wanting Simmons to be happy.
Yeah I “like” how they have the Grantland link from ESPN.com set up. No matter what the day’s articles are about, and no matter who wrote them, Bill’s face is right next to the link, silently taking credit for the work.
just in case you miss him when he was still Manchufull … http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/B00136NVGK/ref=dp_image_0?ie=UTF8&n=163856011&s=dmusic
Sorry. Anyone care to explain the inhaler joke to the slow-witted?
Punters are weak and small, and a symptom of that is asthma. As such, larger football players presumably pick on punters by hiding their inhalers from them in hard-to-reach places. Because their is only one game left, this can only be done one last time this year. I am not sure why ‘inhaler’ is misspelled.
Summary: punters are pussies.
Not Reggie Roby, bitch.
so are place kickers
Ah, Reggie Roby…now THERE was a punter you could set your watch to.
Son beat me to the watch joke by a 5.3 second hang time.
“there” (I hate smart phones)
Simmons posits Gods love the Pats.
Looks like Brady has his eyes closed pretending he doesn’t see Bledsoe.
I thought the “Drew” in the Bledsoe/Brady pic was Magary at first. He looks like a more weathered BDD
ha, i see it.
The caption works if you imagine Brady as a Gawker commentor.
God, I love that last one. Judges also would’ve accepted. “Ima pick you up by dem shoulder pads.”
I’m pretty sure the text of that last one’s hover tag went through my head verbatim when that happened. Goldson was definitely not the brightest candle in that stadium. (GET IT?)
Part deux will not be happening…. since the Saints are out.
The last one is funnier than a spinal cord injury.
HURR. What? First AIDS? I don’t want to catch that shit!
*drops him back to the ground*
That really should have read: *drops resuscitation dummy on the ground, sprints out of first aid class*
Someone needs to take a moment and be funnier.
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