Or she lets you fuck her mittens instead of her muff – which is “winterized” for Wisconsin weather. And by winterized, I mean a bush the size of Shirley’s afro on “What’s Happening”.
Since, you know, it’s not everyday you get the Iliad here, usually it is more like Steinbeck or Thoreau, somewhat more provincial, shall we say, my good man.
Alternate Iliad quote: “Dog, talk not to me neither of knees nor parents; would that I could be as sure of being able to cut your flesh into pieces and eat it raw, for the ill have done me, as I am that nothing shall save you from the dogs”
@mistersmith.
Have you ever been to Manhattan in the summer? Get yourself a Cup of Joe and find a nice place to sit in Midtown around lunch hour and watch the show. You will see one incredibly beautiful women after the next, each one more amazing. And every now and then you will see the weirdest most repulsive person you have ever seen. It’s mind boggling.
Truly a lolnfl series befitting the elevated play of the divisional weekend. The humor eases my stricken heart of the pain a martz-less nfl has caused.
I mean, look at Ithaca! Beautiful scenery, biting cold, bundled-up women (mostly JAPs or fobs), no bar scene (FOUR bars closed in the last twelve months), no frat scene (Greek life has been effectively spayed and neutered here; not that I care)…
Well at least I’ll have plenty of weed for this weekend. You’re right, this state is a shithole.
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The one has got her mittens on too; in Wisconsin that means she’s ready to give you a hand job.
Fozz; thanks for the laugh…. but not the image.
Also the term “Mitten Fucker” may be used in multiple situations.
Fozz; thanks for the laugh…. but not the image.
Or she lets you fuck her mittens instead of her muff – which is “winterized” for Wisconsin weather. And by winterized, I mean a bush the size of Shirley’s afro on “What’s Happening”.
Since I am reading Iliad (Song of Ilion or Song of Ilium) quotes on; it proves there is more than one god.
*quotes on KSK;
Damnit.
Since, you know, it’s not everyday you get the Iliad here, usually it is more like Steinbeck or Thoreau, somewhat more provincial, shall we say, my good man.
Moose – during the day, Classics professor, by night Komerad of the Kommentariat
The Belichick one is brilliant in its blunt simplicity.
Here is another Iliad quote that applies: ‘A man dies still if he has done nothing, as one who has done much.’
Transalation for Ray-ray: ‘Snitches get stiches.’
Alternate Iliad quote: “Dog, talk not to me neither of knees nor parents; would that I could be as sure of being able to cut your flesh into pieces and eat it raw, for the ill have done me, as I am that nothing shall save you from the dogs”
Isn’t that one for Vick?
She’s 10-0 at games so he married her. The game is called “Pin the Beard on the Niner’s fan”
Ravens fan on right to Ravens fan on the left. Aw come on bro’ you aint even tryin.
Raven fans are very classy.
@mistersmith.
Have you ever been to Manhattan in the summer? Get yourself a Cup of Joe and find a nice place to sit in Midtown around lunch hour and watch the show. You will see one incredibly beautiful women after the next, each one more amazing. And every now and then you will see the weirdest most repulsive person you have ever seen. It’s mind boggling.
.”You will see one incredibly beautiful women after the next, each one more amazing”
That’s some nice coordination there by these women.
Hey mister! It may be short, but at least it’s skinny.
They might freak out – we know how well endowed you Donks fans are
I should try that; the added bonus is when I masturbate they won’t freak out like they do here in Denver.
Underboob and her friend look rather pasty and man-ish. Not a good look.
Dykes Ducking Dicks?
OH…DYKE…yeah, a pair fine looking dykes indeed
a duck?…seriously, a duck?
It’s a good look for a Dyke.
Truly a lolnfl series befitting the elevated play of the divisional weekend. The humor eases my stricken heart of the pain a martz-less nfl has caused.
Ultimate Warrior Celebration weekend in Baltimore last weekend was a true shit show.
You got me with Homer, Unsilent. Laughed my tits off there.
I know Tom Coughlin’s face didn’t freeze off, but it was still cold on Sunday in Green Bay. How does that picture not feature any hard nipples?
They may have innies or the GB receivers’ inability to catch the ball had the same affect on them that The Maestro’s avatar has on me.
my thoughts exactly.
/dissapoint
Alternate for the 1st pic:
“I banged your Mom last night. Meh.”
“Your mom and I broke bread last night….”
*possible yeast infection/ Jesus joke, not sure.
GRUMBLE….Get a fucking girlfriend already, so I can fuck her too. GRUMBLE.
“And I’ve already aborted the fetus. With my dick.”
“I went on a mission in your mom’s Philippines, if you know what I mean son.”
The two hottest girls in Wisconsin, or did the Pack import them?
Not all of NY is crappy!
I mean, look at Ithaca! Beautiful scenery, biting cold, bundled-up women (mostly JAPs or fobs), no bar scene (FOUR bars closed in the last twelve months), no frat scene (Greek life has been effectively spayed and neutered here; not that I care)…
Well at least I’ll have plenty of weed for this weekend. You’re right, this state is a shithole.
Yes, I believe the entire state.
They have to be trolling-ass Giants fans. “See what people from real places could look like? You wish, fatties.”
Not really, because in all honesty, NYC is a filthy suckhole of shit.
I’m sure that Egg is a very good quarterback, I just don’t want you taking him and laying any points…
they call alex smith the wall, because his center of gravity is so low.
You must teach me, Eli Manning. Teach me the ways of the secular flesh.
It’s an inner beauty bowl.
Have you people ever even SEEN a quarterback?!?
Look who’s riding that hog to the NFC Championship game behind us!
/GEORGE MICHAEL!
Come on guys, Alex Smith is a perfectly good Mr. Game Manager.
*As Alex Smith as the nose on plain’s face.
/typing is hard!
As Alex Smith on the nose of plain’s face.
the fact that he still calls the Super Bowl ¨Pop pop¨ isn´t a good sign.
Alex Smith likes to smear his hands with mayonnaise and rub it against the football. He calls it a MayonnEgg.
UNDERBOOB made my lunch.
TBone, you’ve never been to Green Bay in the summertime, have you? There are good-looking girls EVERYWHERE.
You see it too?
Thank God, I thought I was hallucinating. Up till now there was no proof of good looking girls in Green Bay
Because Ravens fans are the worst, that’s why.
The first one made me chuckle quite loudly.
The hover tag for the Alex Smith pic is great. Arrested Development references will never get old.
I’d still do Ann…..