
Adam Schefter is reporting that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are close to making Greg Schiano their new head coach, much to the delight of Peter King, who has been talking up his pro potential quite a bit. Schiano has spent the past eleven years overhauling the Rutgers football program from laughingstock to kind of not terrible all of the time. Thus ends a curious search that saw the team spurned by Oregon’s Chip Kelly after interviews with Marty Schottenheimer, Mike Sherman, Brad Childress, an older gentleman with a distinctive hat who kind of looked like Tom Landry for a minute, and token respectable candidate Mike Zimmer.
If the deal goes through, all NFL head coaching vacancies will have been filled. Mike Sherman will likely settle for the offensive coordinator job in Miami, while Schottenheimer can refocus his energy on guiding the Virginia Destroyers to a second straight UFL title. Assuming those are still things that exist, of course.
• GRONK is party. Rob Gronkowski did an interview with ESPN Deportes following the AFC Championship game. He tried his best to humor the audience, using up everything he remembers from 9th grade Spanish class.
In other things GRONK related, here’s a tribute song from Youtube user unclepoggy that comes via @fitzyGFY. Don’t worry, Tommy. This video doesn’t feature any “housekeepah talk.”
Image via BR


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Gronk’s interior dialogue: “What weird moon man language is this garden gnome using? I need steak. Fucking is good.”
“Gronk may fuck moon man.”
Not to divert…..Fat Humps soap opera
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GRAWNK! FACK!
Bad choice by Tampa Bay. Big East is Second Class Football, he’s a second class Coach and has no character. Join our Super Bowl Blog @ http://www.askussports.com See Football, Leave Comment on who you think will win Super Bowl and why.
Based on that bang-on analysis of the Schiano hire I’m going to assume that most of your blog discusses how it will be the Patriots OR the Giants who WILL win the Super Bowl.
See Photo, No Infield Practice; See Photo, Know Infield Practice
/I do love that your spammers have profile photos though
The best thing about Schiano is that you can look at that big stupid face of his and know immediately and with 100% accuracy that he was born and raised in New Jersey.
But he kinda looks like a retar….. never mind.
“Duh, stay out of Riverdale!”
So the “R” doesn’t stand for Rutgers?
“I had no idea how good Gronk was until I saw this video” (King, Peter 2011)
Rob Gronkowski, the only reason to be happy that Football Red Sawx are in the super bowl because more GRONK GRONK GRONK
I kind of like the idea of Ocho winning a ring without actually doing anything all year.
Not enough to actually root for the Pats, of course, but that’s what I would take away if they win.
GRONK only pawn….. in game of life.
Gronk son of Mongo… Gronk fuck your sister.
Never mind that shit…here comes GRONK!
Remember Mongo? Mango a what, Mongo no care.
GRONK isn’t really a ‘who’, he’s more of a ‘what’.
Guess I’m not drafting Josh Freeman next year
Looks like Todd Haley at first side-eye glance.
\peels out of gravel parking lot
\\”Here I go again on my own…”
Yo trabajo en la biblioteca, verdad?
Rutgers, the college that means well.