Eli Manning gastrointestinal update: Coughlin says Manning has a “stomach bug”.
— Andrew Siciliano (@AndrewSiciliano) January 18, 2012
Doctor: We need 1000 cc’s of Pedialyte, STAT!
Nurse: Here you go, doctor.
Elisha: [moans] and a lollipop.
Doctor: Get this boy a lollipop before we lose him to acute crankiness.
Nurse: Right away, doctor.
Eli: [sucks peacefully]
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Can we all agree that for the sake of comedy the Giants will be wearing their road whites?
Do their home whites include white bottoms?
The explosive shits will stain right through grey pants; don’t ask me how I know.
He probably just had too many Gummi Bears.
Adam Schefler reported that Manning had the shits so bad it went up his back.
*Schefter
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Your friend’s step-sister is a Fleshlight (TM).
God that picture is never not amazing
/farts
It really is a shame that the Battleship Lorenzen isn’t on the Giants anymore. It would make for an epic story.
Eli’s poopin, hide your toilet
Eli’s poopin, hide your toilet
See, he tried to tell you that he didn’t want any damn vegetables.
Eli: …doctor?
Doctor: Yes Eli?
Eli: Is my body really filled with blood?
Doctor: Goodnight Eli.
Turn yer head ‘n cough
I’m crushingly disappointed that no door flew open …
That’s going to be one messy squash court.
constipated manningface is my favorite manningface
/oh god oh god we’re fucked
Also sucking peacefully since the early 2000s? Linda Lovelace.
That headline is totally unfair! Eli has been wearing Pull-Ups for over 6 weeks now, without a single oopsie.
Mommy, wow! I’m a big kid now!
Grrr! I say grr! (coughcough)
I sure do love it when the ladies suck peacefully
/dick joke