Look at him lying around, all lazy like.

This article is filled with so many brutal quotes that it makes one wonder whether they were obtained through wiretaps and phone hacks. But seeing as how it appears in the Daily News rather than the Post, so we have to assume that Mark Sanchez’s teammates hate him enough to actually say these things in to a microphone.

The fun part is trying to figure out who said what…

The most salacious quote comes after the jump.


Odd. I don’t remember seeing that one in the article. But if it’s in the word bubble then it must be true.