Andrew Luck is a quarterbacking savant with a heart of gold.

I’m going to make this very simple. The Houston Texans must lay down for the Indianapolis Colts tonight. They’ve already clinched the division, so the best thing they can do is to totally ruin Indy’s sh*t. A second win would bring the Rams (Minnesota’s strength of schedule is probably too high for them to have a shot) in to the mix for Andrew Luck.

What would you rather have, an outside shot at home field advantage, or an outside chance to ruin your division rival’s chance of landing the next Peyton Manning? Granted, it’s a longshot, but it’s not like there are many other reasons to watch. Unless of course your fantasy team is still in contention, in which case, screw you.

So come on, TJ Yates. Get that arm loose and spray the ball all over the damn place.