Hooray, Week 14! Fantasy playoffs! Nothing quite like adjusting your lineup week in and week out, then watching it all implode in the playoffs because Matt Forte and Adrian Peterson are injured!  HA HA HA WHEEEEEEE *runs off cliff*

I can’t say there’s a whole lot of intrigue in the REAL football, either. The Pats and Saints get three stars because OFFENSE!, and the only game between two competent teams is Houston-Cincy. Think about that: T.J. Yates versus a rookie quarterback is the only early game where both teams have a shot at the playoffs. If anyone needs me, I’ll be napping between Patriots touchdowns.

New England @ Washington ★★★
Kansas City @ NY Jets ★★
Houston @ Cincinnati ★★★
Indianapolis @ Baltimore ★
New Orleans @ Tennessee ★★★ VIEWING ADVISORY: Joe Buck.
Minnesota @ Detroit ★★
Philadelphia @ Miami ★
Atlanta @ Carolina ★
Tampa Bay @ Jacksonville ★

(NFL coverage maps here)