All I wanted for Christmas was for Tim Tebow to lose by three scores at home to one of the worst passing defenses in the NFL. And yet, despite a game result that finally matched Tebow’s statistical mediocrity (the kindest possible word for his performance), it’s still not enough to silence the pro-Tebow vote. DAMN YOUR FAITH!!! (In Tebow, I mean.)

Well, to hell with the pro-Tebow vote. They can blame the offensive line or God all they want; I’m going to tune them out by looking at these picture of Sad Tebow while I hum “The Battle Hymn of the Republic.”

Pictures via Getty Images; screencap by Ape