“TASTE THE RAIN MOE! GIMME ALL DAT BAG! GONE SKIT SKIT SKIT SKIT SKIT SKIT”

In conclusion, if you reward your child with candy for every positive deed, they’ll either grow up to be a mentally warped fatty with a skewed set of extrinsic motivations or a borderline deranged NFL running back. I’ll take those odds.

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