Bill Cosby’s coming to Denver on March 31st, so he wants you to call Tim Tebow and make sure it’s a nice day. [YouTube]

Speaking of Tebow and blind hero worship, the funniest thing on the internet today is Jon Bois’s evangelical tract about the Gunslinger prophecy. (“why did we build a jail in the forest”) [SB Nation]

Last year, Seahawks DE Raheem Brock was pulled over for fishtailing at 90 mph at 2:30 in the morning. Breathalyzer tests showed his BAC to be .111 and .115. He then chastised the Seattle cops for not “taking care of their athletes,” so the paperwork got lost. JUSTICE! [Deadspin]

On last night’s MNF broadcast, ESPN cut to a skyline shot of Jacksonville that was actually file footage of Charlotte. The error was noticed by people who live in Charlotte, and no one else in America. [SportsGrid]

The fakest real Rick Reilly story ever. Parody no longer exists. [@ReillyRick]