A Texans fan unironically (and therefore tragically) went to the trouble of creating a Hope poster of Matt Leinart and put it up on Twitter. That would be the saddest thing ever, but then I noticed that seeing how the real Matty Ice is going to fare against a ravaged Jaguars team might be the most compelling thing about the set of early games this Sunday. That’ll happen when you squander all your seemingly good match-ups on Thursday, then actually have an interesting Monday night game for once.

Oh, and let me go ahead and fix that poster.

PATENTED KSK SHERMOMETER OF STARS

Purple Jesus-less Vikings @ Falcons ★
Battle of Urban Meyerville ★★
Panthers @ Fat Humps ★
Texans @ Jags ★★★
Fitzmagic/Nacho Bad Contract Showdown ★★
Buzzsaw @ Rams ★
Buccaneers @ Titans ★★
Five million inane discussions of how Ndamukong Suh is the greatest threat to modern civilization ZERO GODDAMN STARS