As you might remember, it was Vince Young’s preseason boasting that birthed the “dream team” moniker for the Eagles that has been the go-to mocking referent every single time the team has faltered in some way. And falter they have. Oh, such beautiful falterings. It’s been pretty fantastic, all things considered. And now it falls to VY to maintain whatever faint hopes the Eagles cling to for a playoff run. THE IRONING IS DELICIOUS.

Besides Ookie, Philly will also be without Jeremy Maclin, who was team’s leading receiver when the Giants won 29-16 in the Linc in Week 3, so this should be extra one-sided. Now seems like a good time to catch up with the new Zelda game that I could have been playing all afternoon.