According to Philip Rivers, yesterday was the “worst day ever.” But aside from blowing a potential win for the second straight week, what had Marmalard feeling so down? Continue after the jump for an exclusive breakdown of his terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

- Flat tire on the way to work
- Wife wants to try a position besides missionary
- Church brought in annoying new priest
- Mondays, am I right?
- Didn’t get to eat barbecue during road trip
- Eldest son keeps questioning transubstantiation
- Deltas started a food fight in the cafeteria
- Missed out on an opportunity to lecture youths about the sin of Halloween
- Wife brought up getting a vasectomy again
- Bothered by Rick Perry’s drinking
- Forgot to set the DVR for The Sing Off
- Norv suggested that someone else lead the post-game prayer
- Mistaken for a ginger