Watching him grapple with a Subway footlong is a traumatic experience.

During today’s early games, Bills tight end Davide Nelson celebrated a touchdown reception by delivering the ball to his girlfriend, Dallas cheerleader Kelsi Reich. Dallas fans were conflicted, unsure whether they should boo Nelson for creating a sideline spectacle or boo him for dating a white woman.

How long am I going to have to hold this thing?

Your four-star ratings systems regrets to inform that this afternoon’s games are lousy better than originally thought.

Baltimore at Seattle *
NY Giants at San Francisco ***
Detroit at Chicago ***

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