Sorry bro, but one's all you get.
Only a two? Harsh, bro.

Kansas City at Oakland ***

This afternoon’s selections are pretty dismal. The Raiders are still mum on their starting QB, but they’ve been making Davis-esque moves for the past couple weeks. Starting Palmer is the Davis move, so that’s what I expect to happen.

Pittsburgh at Arizona **

In 1944, the Cardinals and Steelers merged teams for a season and were known as “Card-Pitt”. In 2009, they met in Super Bowl XLIII. Today’s match-up will not be the basis for a historical anecdote.

Green Bay at Minnesota **

The Vikings are the last to figure out that Donovan McNabb is lazy and won’t learn the offense.

St. Louis at Dallas *

The Cavalcade of Screens Passes is on a collision course with the A.J. Feely Experience.