Every Halloween, the KSK staff joins together to eat candy and brainstorm creative costume ideas for notable NFL figures. Mostly though, we eat candy. God, I live a snack-size Butterfinger. The way it flattens out at the end, giving you a perfect entry bite into the crunchy peanut buttery goodness? So, so good. NO ONE DENIES THIS. Anyway, here is our list of costumes. By all means, add your in the comments. Here we go:

Andy Reid – Oogie Boogie from “The Nightmare Before Christmas”

Bill Simmons – Ryan Reynolds

Bernard Berrian – Ron Kovic

Kevin Kolb – Nick Offerman

Al Davis – Corpse

Jim Schwartz/Jim Harbaugh – Punch and Judy

Brandon Marshall – Herschel Walker

Herschel Walker – Martha Marcy May Marlene

Donovan McNabb – Gus from Breaking Bad (post-explosion)

Peyton Manning/Andrew Luck – Cap Rooney/Willie Beamon

Peter King – the Shock Top Logo

Eli Manning – The bunny from “Hop” that shits jelly beans

Gregg Easterbrook – Jew

Mark Sanchez – Aaron Sanchez

Rashard Mendenhall – Slutty Osama

Cam Newton – Black Ryan Gosling from Drive

Ryan Fitzpatrick – Kyle Kinane

Vince Young – Christian Laettner ’92 USA Team jersey

Chad Ochocinco – Store bought Charlie Sheen costume LOL

Vince Wilfork – Adele

Jason Garrett – Occupy Wall Street protestor

BEN – Seal Team 6 guy

Megatron – Real Steel robot

Chris Kluwe – Nyan Cat

Andy Dalton – Shaun White, unless he can find another ginger to form a Pete and Pete combo

Roger Goodell – DeMaurice Smith (full blackface)

Roger Goodell – David Stern

Jerry Richardson – Calvin Candie

Hines Ward – pictured

Michael Vick – Guy in full body cast from the old Milk commercial

Dan Snyder – The .01 %

Tony Sparano – The 99%

Andy Dalton – Opie Taylor

Dez Bryant – Legendary cat burglar The Phantom from “The Pink Panther”

Tom Brady – Theo Epstein in full Cubs uniform (TROLLIN!)

Todd Haley – Chet from “Weird Science”

Norv Turner – No costume (“I dunno. Seems awfully risky to deviate from my tried and true khakis and polo shirt combo, you guys.”)

Felix Jones – Wally Pipp

Ronnie Brown – Garo Yepremian

Ndamukong Suh – Chong Li from “Bloodsport”

The Cleveland Browns – A team that can grow into something

Joe Flacco – Tony Banks

Blaine Gabbert – Wes Scantlin

Ryan Fitzpatrick – Yalie with boorish manners

Tim Tebow – Martin from “The Human Centipede: Full Sequence”

Pete Carroll – Bill Clinton (no actual costume required)

DeMaurice Smith – John Witherspoon

Rex Grossman – Rubber Man from “American Horror Story”

Maurice Morris – Any character from “Glee”

Chris Johnson – Albert Haynesworth

Alex Smith – Trent Dilfer

Hue Jackson – Nero

St. Louis Rams – Los Angeles Rams

John Beck – Ken Jennings

Terrell Owens – Full New England Patriots uniform

Happy Halloween, kiddos.