Thanks to all those who showed up for the live blog despite knowing this game was going to suck. Then rolling with it as it outsucked even the suckiest expectations. ESPN had Fireman Ed do the game intro. Yes, it was that bad. And things actually got worse from there. Brandon Marshall didn’t have the courtesy to do anything extraordinarily crazy or life-threatening. Matt Moore did his derpy best to provide laughs by throwing at Revis all night, but I’m afraid that’s not enough to carry a broadcast.
But a referee did get run over, which was nice. If you missed the game, allow me to save you three hours.
I want more like this!
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