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"LOLNFL 2011: Week 4"
Todd Haley’s gonna bean an autograph-seeking kid.
That last one…I see what you did there. Approved.
The last image is fitting, seeing how so many Raider fans are involved in the production of license plates.
Ah, goddamn it. Apparently, I need some more fucking coffee.
Wow, Todd Haley looks about 20 years older in that picture. I thought it was Jeff George, TBH.
i want to be friends with camera guy.
Too soon on the Gary Anderson pic.
Christ. Favre is such a shithead. I’d love to see him backing up Romo over in big D.
If Rodgers wins two rings, does that mean even Packer fans will agree to act as though Brett never existed? Dude could have gone away as a legend. Christ.
Haley looks like Jon Bender. “Hey Pioli, does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?”
/hides weed in Cassel’s pants
I wonder if that little kid is from Ottumwa, too…you know, just like Radar!…from MASH. ROFL!
Can Todd Haley list himself on the depth chart at QB?
Would the Chiefs be worse for it?
Way to combine a shitty beer with a shittier QB for the shittiest sign ever, Arizona-version of Jenn Sterger.
An Arizona version of Sterger would be MUCH sluttier.
At first glance, Camera Guy looks just like Jack Black.
At least she’s better than the KC version of Jenn Sterger in the first pic. That chick is fat….and hairy.
If Coors Light goes from white to blue to indicate prime cold-activated drinkability, what’s the indicator for Eli’s prime sackability? Manningface to derpface?
@top picture: Well, that answers the question of who are the chefs in Kansas City.
Ha! “N Words in Paris”.
What’s the over / under on Haley pulling a Corben Benson from ML II…
“Today….I activated myself” (flashes Pioli)
I’m not sure that’s possible, but if it is, Arizona could pull it off.
I’m kind of glad Favre said this. It would be a shame if he salvaged some of his dignity after six years of subjecting us to his bullshit. At this rate, I hope he continues taking shots at Rodgers – whom he reportedly did jack shit to help – and insisting “he can play,” maybe have another comeback, and eventually talk himself out of the Hall of Fame.
Probably not, but I can dream.
Sadly, the only place the Chiefs are relavent is on this site.
/shows self to spelling class
That Cam Newton pic reminded me of just how fucking terrible Watch The Throne was. Thanks, asshole.
/pops in Phonte
/you’ve probably never heard of him
/I had Monch’s early mixtapes and Phonte’s work with Royce Da 5’9″ before they didn’t go mainstream
/ever met a rap hipster? No? Yeah.
Yeah stupid slutty Cards lady with dumb idiot sign!
/secretly wants slutty Arizona poon…
I’ve kinda got a theory on what favre said: what he said is actually true in some ways, Rodgers “falling into a good situation”. But if anyone else but Favre said that, would it be taken more seriously?
What if Brees said that above rivers? His success on a with a team that he had already taken to the playoffs?
Once again Favre shows what a total bag of shit he is. He was lucky to be matched up against a lower eschelon Pats team when he won his one and only Super Bowl.
So he basically said “I don’t understand why Rodgers took so long so be so good, because anybody playing behind me should just be the God of Football Playing, pretty much.”
I don’t think anyone would be surprised if Rodgers just fucking stabbed Favre in the neck. I’ll lend him a rusty knife.
I hope Rodgers break every single Favre record.
Wait, Favre has a recording contract?
Here’s the deal on Favre. He could’ve left, retired rich and been a legend in Wisconsin for ever. As long as he didn’t mind showing up, someone would hand him a check (see Thomas, Gorman and Gantner, Jim from the 1982 Brewers). He didn’t get it though. The Packers were bigger the Favre when he got to Green Bay and they are bigger than him after he’s gone. Hopefully, Rodgers has taken notes from the best Packer of all time (Bart Starr) and knows how to respect the game, the franchise and the state of Wisconsin. Thanks for everything you did Brett but really, fuck you for the last 5 years. On Wisconsin and God bless the Green Bay Packers.
As a Bears fan, please allow me to retort. Fuck Brett Farve. His asshole redneck relatives could not spell or pronounce his own name. He is right, though. Fuck Aaron Rodgers. He has Finley, Driver, Jennings and Nelson to throw to, plus a solid offensive line that holds on every play, especially when facing Julius Peppers (Fuck you, Clifton). Aaron Rodgers is also really good. Fuck him in the ass. Fuck the Packers for twice getting back to back hall of fame quarterbacks in a row. And most of all, fuck Mike Martz and Jay Cutler.
P.S. God does not care about Packers fans or Wisconsin in general. If he did, there would be no diabetes. I will be in my car crying and listening to the Super Bowl Shuffle. On cassette.
/listens to Super Bowl Shuffle in Mom’s basement, cries.
I guess they only got back to back hall of fame quarterbacks once. Fuck my sentence structure.
There should be a LOL for Danny Boys new toy.
I, for one can’t wait for the epic KSK Paul Allen vs Dan Snyder in YACHTOFF.
Isn’t that raider kid a little old to be toothless?
“A bunch of teams have shitty QBs and no one is giving me a call, plus no one is paying attention to so I’ll talk about the new QB, all the while knowing he is now playing better than I ever did.”
Well that’s what I got when I put it into the Google Favre translator.
@Cuntler’s Man Purse; DUDE!
You think Brett Favre only gets to run his mouth about how good he was because Reggie White is dead?
My cousin went to high school with Brett Favre, and you’ll probably be shocked to hear this, but he was a giant douche in high school. Some things never change.
Of course Rodgers fell into a good situation. And if he were Alex Smith, or Akili Smith, or Brady Quinn, he wouldn’t have capitalized. Michael Jordan was on great teams in the 90s, but that doesn’t mean he wasn’t a great player. Does Favre honestly believe that all of the other eighty-something quarterbacks in the league (backups, etc) could have done the exact same thing Rodgers did? Because he’d be wrong.
@Maj – I really think Cam Newton, swag monster deserves a gif every time his shit is cray
@Bostjan – agreed. WTT was incredibly overhyped, and for my money I’ll stick with Phonte
/love Little Brother
//love the collab with Nicolay
THAT IS A QUALITY VIKINGS BURN.
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