I recall it was last week that I proclaimed “Bill Belichick: A Football Life” to be unwatchable on near “Whitney”-ian levels. Well that was before they showed the Patriots holding a Halloween party at a rollerskating rink with Ol’ Hoodie Grumblebottom dressed as a pirate captain. Be rethinking my original stance, says I.

What ho! A misplaced screencap or evidence of piratical overtones this eve? One can never tell with the likes of ARRRRRRcher.