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"LOLNFL 2011: Week 1"
No Dreamboat pix? For shame! He only had the biggest game for a QB in 50 years.
Oh, wait, reading ESPN’s TQBR stats…oh, Brady only had the third best game of this week. My bad.
I think the hover texts for the images were funnier than the actual images this week. Not to slight the pics, though…they were also lofty.
+1 Hooooo! for the Nick Mangold picture.
“lol bills cant afford color”
Sometimes its the little things you dont see that make the post that much better.
Rob Ryan’s pop secret: a metric-Fuck-ton of diabet…errrr…butter
THEY SAID THE BEN WAS HUNG THEY WERE RIGHT HARF HARF HARF
@Paroxysmic: I’m glad you pointed that out. There’s two layers of funny!
Go Jets, TOUGH GUY!
Haters/abortions… same difference.
Fat Hump pain will always be funny.
Mark Sanchez: “That’s funny, because I shared my Pop Secret with your daughter during halftime. Hey, when does she graduate?”
Derek Anderson then withdrew the high-school stat sheet he keeps in his wallet.
Wait…sexy rexy has haters?
Rob’s O face scares me.
And yes, hover tags, a hundred times yes.
I feel so … centered.
@Spanky: You’re justified in feeling centered.
That last one was nice work. Really nice work.
Speaking of the Bills (we were right?) Marcus Easley goes from sick for week one to the IR in week two??? He must’ve got the SUPERAIDS!
Anyone else think the way rex is looking at the blonde… she gon’ be gettin’ the sex cannon?
“I got a lot of haters” belongs in the NFL interview hall of fame.
Someone Explain the Horseballs tag.
Guuuh. That Amendola shot makes my arm feel all wonky.
Brocky: [kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com] [deadspin.com]
Oh, how I’ve missed all of this (that is, the NFL and all of you assholes).
Fat Hump pain is only funny for about a week when you actually live in Indy. I swear to God, the headline on the local news Sunday night was, “What does Peyton Manning think of his team’s rocky start?” There was no footage of Manning, no quotes from him, it was just what the sports guy thought Peyton Manning might possibly maybe be thinking of the Colts’ sucktardery. This took precedence over the Cowboys/Jets hilarity and even all the 9/11 porn.
But, it’s no secret that Rob Ryan’s Pop has cancer.
That pic reminded me of my senior year of high school and subsequent end of my football “career”.
I would have liked some Orton-DERP LOL, but I understand; Denver is not a big market like Buffalo. Plus he is his own LOL without a Hoover-tag. I mean hover tag.
So if Ralph is going to allow his non-caucasians to be called ” colored ” , what does he call them now? “Negras”?
From PK’s TMQB where he answers reader e-mails: “…but I read MMQB every week for knowledge and insight…” Alan- New Orleans.
Poor poor Alan, I wish he was in my ffl. There is a 75% chance, a strong 75%, that he would finish in the bottom 35% of the league. Maybe.
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