$30 million guaranteed for Cop Speed. Worry not, concerned Titans fans. Well, worry not about Chris Johnson. You should probably continue to worry about the rest of your team until further notice. Especially Kenny Britt. But I digress. Chris Johnson has ended his holdout by signing a five year deal worth over $53 million. The big number is the $30 million that’s guaranteed. That’s $8 million more than Cam Newton got under the new rookie wage scale, and $20 million less than Sam Bradford got last year. So he did get quarterback money, just not “good” quarterback money. Now all of those fake fans can finally STFU and go back to their regular jobs.
I want more like this!
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