Sam Bradford made a young fan cry on Friday night, and this time it wasn’t because of a sprained AC joint.
Girl: [through tears] Oh, daddy! Did you see? Did you see?
Dad: I saw, darlin’. I already called your mother. she’s so dang proud of you.
Girl: Proud of me? What for?
Dad: Well it’s not every day a hot shot NFL quarterback agrees to marry her only daughter!
Girl: Huh? All he did was autograph my sign.
Dad: As far as the state of Missourah is concerned, that there’s a binding agreement. Congratulations, Mrs. Bradford.
Girl: Daddy, you’re being silly. That ain’t the law. He was just bein’ nice.
Dad: [wonders what kind of ribs they'll serve at the reception]
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How does one tear an AC joint?
But how come he spelled his name
“Heywood Jablowme”?
fixed
First picture: “They told me I could derp anything.. so I herped.”
Actual message from Bradford:
MCDANIELS YELS AT ME, IS MEAN. PLZ SEND HELP OR RECEIVER TALLER THAN DANNY AMENDOLA!!
Plz, they don’t serve ribs at St. Louis weddings. They serve mostacoli (and pronounce it musk-a-choley)
“Daddy Daddy! He autographed my sign!”
*takes a look at the sign*
“Who the hell is ‘NO’?”
“FUCK YO COUCH.
Love,
SamBrah”
Making a little girl act hysterically for little to no reason? Why, he has the presence of a young Sanjaya Malakar.
Looks like Bradford’s got his throwing hand and his strong hand, child.
Girl: Oh, Daddy, I’m so in love with him.
Dad: Sheet, I giss I ain’t gittin’ inny tonaight.
Lawrence Taylor made a young girl cry on Friday night, too. WHERE IS HIS PARADE!
Pacman Jones would have made dat pussy cry
I also meant to add a “Bullee Dat” to the end of my last post
Based on that picture, Sam Bradford needs to become a new KSKharacter. I’m hearing several, “herpy derp derp herp – ribs!” in my head. Like most of the residents of St. Louis.
futuremrs
rickankielsambradford?@Chad Henne: I really hope you had to Google that last name.
He’s into Malakars, Dino.
Love Always,
Samuel “Imaspitonyoasshole” Bradford
I honestly can not think of any good herp or derp for that photo. It’s killing me.
Hold on.
There is “Missouri” and “Missoura”. St. Louis, Kansas City and Columbia make up Missouri. Everywhere votes red and basically sucks.
There you go.
@Will
There are a few blue dots like myself in this red state.
/Also, its Missour-eee.
//We still suck regardless.
@Litton
I’m one of them.
/nods sadly
He’s also the most accurate cross-eyed QB evah!
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Good durp. Lofty durp.
That top picture just screams “Tell me about the purty rabbits, George”
Now the car seat smells funny……..
I’ll be long and dead in the cold, hard ground before I recognize Missourah!
I’ve only ever known one poor soul from Missouri, and she convinced me that it was pronounced “Misery”. She was from Jefferson City, if that means anything to you Missourians.
@CPREA it does, every day when i wake up it helps me to know there are other people trapped here. I kid, love St. Louis, but Will was dead on with the distinction between Missouri and Missoura.
As always, creepiest pick-up line at the game.
“If you want, I could let you touch the governor’s cup.”
No love for my ‘future mrs…’ line? Jeez, I may have to retire; does AARP have a comment section where I can yell at kids to get off my lawn?
/shits sans-a-belts
@Spanky. I laughed, I cried, I pissed myself. And if someone would get my goddam teeth, I’d eat a taquito.
/AARP card holder. Shit.
Out off the 3 WRs he sees, does he just throw it to the middle one?