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"LOLNFL: Training Camp 2011 Begins"
Dwayne Bowe Facial
Kiosk? Pffft. I got a knock-off exactly like ‘Rex Lyte’s’ sweet Cowboys gear under a blue tarp tied to a van at the Citgo on the interstate. Fucking coffee was shit.
Rex Lite should be called Homeless Rex.
Or the Dude after one too many White Russians.
The Dwayne Bowe one already wins the LOLNFL picture of the year!
Jeff Saturday’s Bob Kraft Snuggle Pillow is a “husband”
The Ben Chappell pic was the best, because seriously look at that fuckin’ guy.
“I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible belt pussy that moved east. Here you’ll receive both. Put your trust in the Rex; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Florham Park.”
I bet Rob Ryan is wearing a Ronnie James Dio “Holy Diver” tour shirt from 1984 under his sweat shirt.
BURRESS WAS HERE.
SO WAS ROJO (jersey).
“100 yards. That’s the length of one football field, just shy of one tenth of a mile.”
Oh, and the Bowe one is brilliant, if a little hurtful.
The first two are the greatest things LOLNFL has ever done.
Rex Lite looks like the Slighty Obese Lebowski
Chappell looks like a more retarded George Michael Bluthe.
Maj, you missed a good one:
That’s some good hustle, UM.
Thanks, Jim. I did not see that in the Tribune’s gallery.
The Bowe one wins the interwebs.
Btw big ups to Xmas Ape for finding my new avatar. Good hustle.
“I find I’m so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it’s the excitement only a free man can feel. I hope I can cash the check before I’m late for my first meeting. I hope to see the bouncers and shake their hands. I hope the Cristal is as comp’d as it has been in my dreams. I hope.”
that first one made my jaw drop
“I wish I could tell you that Plax fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that – but training camp is no fairy-tale world”.
You win the internets with the Plax one.
Shit that’s great!
The Plax one was brilliant…I’m in the mood to watch Shawshank now.
//head cocks back
Finally, KSK has comeback…… to my regular site checks.
Simmons LOVES the 1st joke. Wishes the other images followed up with Teen Wolf, Karate Kid, and 90210 references.
I would like to fondle ITouchdownThere repeatedly.
Plax and Bowe are brilliant. You have earned your money today Maj, go light up and relax for the rest of the day.
Turn on AMC. Its bound to be on at least once or twice today. Fantastic work UM.
Rob Ryan was the crazy rocker brother who drove a Trans Am while AC/DC and The Cult played in his cassette deck.
Get busy catching, or get busy shooting him self.
That’s goddamn right.
You guys have been bringing it since the lockout ended, but this was majestic.
I have looked in the mirror late at night after a whisky and weed soaked evening and I looked like shit. Still, I think I was more presentable than Hobo Ryan.
Ya know, when you’re the ” thin ” brother at 280…..
He’s “thinned boned”
if the Jets are simply going to lose in the AFC title game again, I at least need the back of the NY papers to be this funny
/I’m a Jets fan, even when they’re good I patiently await colossal failure
The Bowe one is already downloaded for me to take my aggressions out on during the first regular season game. Well done.
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