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"LOLNFL: Preseason Week 2"
When did Mike Shanahan get that fantastic starfish implant in his face?
Naughty Rex wins the interwebs!
John Wreck gon mess around and win the whole goddamn NFC East
I hope the see Naughty Rex in the next Rex Ryan post.
Is there a single NFL player who looks more like your average white suburban dipshit than Manning? I can see him standing over a grill behind his McMansion wearing ugly shorts, Crocs and a team hat that matches nothing else he’s got on. He’s jamming to some U2 and embarrassing his kids with dumb references to shit that was lame a decade ago (“Dude! Where’s my beer cozy?”).
MVP: Most Varnished Player. Is that not the shiniest helmet you’ve ever seen?
Step 1. Start John Beck
Step 2. Add Ryan Torain
Step 3. Uh??
Step 4. DYNASTY
Don’t worry, the Dragon will be unleashed
The 2012 season Super Bowl Champeens…YOUR WARSHINGTON REDSKEENS! Led by John Beck! HAHA.
I almost peed myself typing this I was laughing so hard. OMIGOD make it stop. OH, OH, OH!
Naughty Rex will be haunting my dreamscape for several nights now, thank you for that.
/I’ve got the cyanide for you week 1 Maj
He tried the beach and couldn’t hack it. Stick to the tanning beds, Mike.
Naughty Rex meme or GTFO
MVP! MVP! MVP!
Are Shanny and Manning having a face clenching contest?
I’m more tense than you, loogit my forehead and neck veins!
No, I’m more tense, loogit how red my face is!
Shanny wins that contest against everybody.
@Tracer: You nailed it. I’m only going to think of Manning in that way from now on.
On a related note: why do grown men think wearing Crocs is okay? a) They’re shit-ass ugly. b) They’re frankly not all that comfortable. c) They make you look like you’ve officially given up. d) They’re TERRIBLE for your feet. e) They’re seriously as ugly as any footwear ever has been.
“Hi. Peyton Manning and Jim Thome for Crocs.”
You gotta do something with Rex’s sister that coaches the Cowboys.
No pics of Tim Tebow on the bench turning tears into whine?
MVP = “Moist Vaginas Producer”
daddymag- Check the first training camp installment.
Wait, so #3 isn’t a picture of Dan Snyder? Could’ve fooled me. I was going to say he looked twice as smart as usual in that picture.
EMM VEE PEEEEE
Naughty Rex is eyeing up a cheerleader on the sidelines…
”Baby I want you to CHEER, CHEER my name, CHEER my cock!”
The hover tags had me giggling like a dip shit.
Also, needs more Ryan Kerrigan.
Kerry Collins joining the Colts?
The fat humps will never forget 9/11 (the day Peyton broke his consecutive starts streak).
Is Rex Ryan wearing a wifebeater and gold chain under his promotional-contract-approved Jets jacket?
Still waiting on that Rex Ryan sex tape….
We need an uncaptioned version of Naughty Rexy for more LOLs.
@ Unsilent – forgot about that one, the Plax one still rulz.
Naughty Rex looks like he’s smellin’ those feet – he’s feelin’ the funk.
I love Naughty Rexy just because he looks like he got caught mid foot coitus and is just like, “What can I say? Rex Ryan is a foot fucker.”
I just got it. Naughty Rex looks like that moment The Grinch got a wonderful, awful idea.
I think the Asian kid might have been the victim that died in that accident in Indy. That’s my only hunch on that one.
What happens when Rex Ryan goes to the mall and walks past the Foot Locker store?
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