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"LOLNFL: Preseason 2011 Week 1"
Cam Newton photo:
Tiny 83 is Tiny
Haters gonna hate. LOLNFLROFL.
Looks like Ryan “Roster Filler” Mallett took Tawmie’s conditioner… or Summer’s Eve more likely.
That cheerleader looks like the U Mad? troll.
Evidently the Cheerleaders are still working on cutting down the roster, too.
I can only assume the screencap of Rex smashing his headphones was reserved by Drew for use at a later date. Otherwise that picture’s exclusion was a bigger upset than Tebow completing more than 10% of his passes this week.
Thomas Clayton has no problem dusting off what appears to be the “Dirty Bird”.
Vince Wilfork is 6’1″ no matter how you measure him.
Luke McCown’s brother Josh was a pretty fair QB for the Hartford Colonials.
Even money that the Panther kid dropped Charly Martin’s gloves as he tried to catch Cam’s overthrown jock.(2nd pic-lol espn loves cam)
Vince Wilfork, Albert Haynesworth
No buffet table is safe
Nice to see you’re not making fun of our next Super Bowl winners:
@drowningboy: I recently heard that the Bolts will become the new LA franchise, especially if the city council can’t approve a new stadium for them before next season. So there’s always that…
I’m waiting for the inevitable Todd Haley “not always a butthole” one.
Jesus god, are there things in orbit around Vince Wilfork?
@ Jude Vince Wolfork is the beginnings of a Black Hole.
drowningboy: okay, you suckered me into clicking the link, only because I thought maybe “Norv Turner was secretly fired in July and replaced with an inanimate carbon rod” would be listed at #1.
When you say Wilfork is 6’1″ you mean top to bottom not side to side right?
DB’s question got me thinking … is there going to be a suicide pool this season?
Front to back, side to side, around – no matter how you measure him, he’s 6’1″. He’s a GOD in Indy!
#4: So you’re saying that they pump in additional crowd noise at Qualcomm Stadium?
You are a fucking ASSHOLE! Some dickfuck from the Niners’ organization must have been reading this and they FUCKING SIGNED JOSH MCCOWN! I hold you personally responsible. Dick.
Why would they need to pump in crowd noise? Those jerseys are loud enough.
I have seen Josh McClown and Pork1 dining together at the Ritz, so shootme; you may be on to something.
P.S. Josh stiffed porky1 on the tab… figures.
I met VW in person. He was wearing a leather coat that four cows died to make. The MF’r is HUGE. Really, really big.
Vince uses every part of the cow, Vince does not waste.
VW goes to Subway and gets two footlongs with, and I quote, “every one of them meats”.
I am glad to know that KSK finally realizes that Tom Brady really WILL cut a bitch. He just won’t cut his hair. For some reason he likes to tuck it behind his ears….
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