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Something horrible happened last night. Hopefully you weren’t watching, but if you’re reading this there’s a good chance that you were subjected to at least a few minutes of Terry Bradshaw in FOX’s broadcast booth. As much as I like the idea of Bradshaw being sent upstairs to annoy Joe Buck and make Troy Aikman incredibly uncomfortable, it was simply not worth the collateral damage.

Still, the idea of a third man in FOX’s lead booth is intriguing. Any coherent person who could come in and interrupt Buck’s smugathon while talking over Aikman’s platitudes would be welcome in theory. That’s why this week we’re going to draft television characters who would take up that third spot in an ideal world. The first pick comes after the jump. Make yours in the comments, but remember to wait ten picks before going back for seconds.

Oh, indeed.

Not only would Omar cut through the bullshit, he’d also strike the fear of God into these assholes.