“I heartily endorse this event or product.”

Today’s draft is inspired by the fantastic bit of nostalgia seen above (via Flubby). Your task is to select one athlete and one (real) product that you would combine to create the perfect celebrity endorsement. Once an athlete or product is selected they are off the table for good.

I’ll get things started with the Albert Haynesworth Drive ‘n Grill. It’s like a Foreman Grill with the increased probability of Cornballeresque burns.