It’s never fun when your favorite character in a movie or on a TV show dies, especially if they die in ignominious fashion, or in a way that you feel ruins the story. That’s why I’ve always wished there was an alternate ending to “Heat” where Robert De Niro doesn’t die, and in fact guns down that douchey Al Pacino in an airfield, instead of the other way around. “I gotta hold on to my angst. I preserve it because I need it. It keeps me sharp, on the edge, where I gotta be.” Whatever, you tool. We all know the wrong man won that fight. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
So today’s draft is all about correcting those perceived mistakes. Pick one TV or movie character whose death you would prevent if you could. Perhaps even explain how the story moves on without their death. A LITTLE FAN FICTION FLAIR, CHILDREN. Pick one character, and then please wait ten picks until you choose again. And yes, you can select multiple characters from one movie or TV show, provided you select them individually. So go nuts. Beware of spoiler alerts below if you, you know, haven’t seen stuff.
I want more like this!
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