It is well within the realm of possibility that someone could deny this.
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"Redditor Is a ‘Huge Pats Fan’"
Drew Brees will make this happen, just for you, obviously retarded front-running New Englander. Because that’s just the kind of guy he is.
Can’t tell if Trolling, or retarded…
Everyone knows the Bills are not worthy of being divisional foes of the mighty Patriots, so Pats fans just pretend they don’t exist.
What the fuck is a division, and who the fuck is Brazil?
What can you expect from a person who also undoubtedly became a life-long Bruins fan two months ago? Just like the rest of Bwahsten.
I would argue that that was in fact the worst paragraph in the history of the universe
I’m a HUGE world cup winning Bruins fan whereas my Dad’s root for the Whalers. We had talked about going to Connecticut for the Bruins vs Whale match but according to their schedule, they aren’t facing each other.
Huge Pats fans not only know they play the Bills twice a season, but wish they played the Bills every week. What a fucking douche.
/sad Bills fan
Not a retard, nor troll, nor pats fan, just a girl.
I’ll be a sexist and stamp this one with a big “EXCUSED ON GROUNDS OF BEING FEMALE”
Are you looking at my gut? I’m working on it.
What’s the probability the person who wrote that is a pinkhat?
From reddit, from the person who claims to be a huge Pats fan:
“I’m Canadian, and a girl!
I grew up watching the NFL with my Dad, and I’ve been a Pats fan since the age of seven. My Dad has always been a Packers/Saints fan, so I’m not sure how I came to like the Patriots, but they’re still my favourite. I watch absolutely every game during the regular season, and I try and watch most of the pre-season. Coverage is pretty good; my parents have the NFL package from Bell. However, we lose a lot of the American football centred commercials, which kind of sucks, but overall it’s good.”
If she watches every game she would know the Pats play the Bills (Jets, Dolphins) twice I year. No excuse for not knowing this, even if she a girl from Canada.
I like how in the end the fan says “they played each other last year.” Of course, the Saints and Pats most certainly did not play last year. I will never forget that great night in 2009 when Drew Brees, before he and the Saints become a little insufferable in their success, gave the Pats a nice ass-raping.
I’m a huge Spy fan, while my Dad roots for Spy. We had talked about reading Spy vs. Spy in Cracked magazine, but according to their table of contents, they don’t appear. However, Mad Magazine has them fighting all the time. Is this a typo?
“Hi, I’m a huge Pats fan, and I was thinking about going to the Patriots Super Bowl in February next year, but it’s not even on the schedule. Is this a typo?”
You must all dig deeper here and realize that a father allowed his child to become a Patriots fan. Worst parent ever?
Did you know the Patriots used to wear different outfits than the ones they wear now?
According to that same schedule they’re also not playing the Yankees…must be a typo
also – can someone please get the Denver Broncos off my lawn?
Boston fans will tell you most only start watching when the playoffs start, anyway.
As bad as this is, I’d bet dollars to donuts that there’s significantly worse in the abomination of Yahoo! Answers.
“And this schedule still doesn’t explain how magnets work”
Hard to believe someone who wrote “my Dad’s roots for the Saints” could be an idiot.
She’s from Toronto, so, in a few years she’ll be a Toronto Bills fan.
/That’s a burn.
@BB, damn you. Damn you and your Toronto Bills jokes.
I grew up watching the NFL with my Dad, and I’ve been a Pats fan since the age of seven.
I think we can all forgive her if she invites us to her 8th birthday party.
Wait, that sounds all pervy.
The joke will actually be on Toronto, more so than usual.
/sorry for your future loss
“I grew up watching the NFL with my Dad, and I’ve been a Pats fan since the age of seven.”
Actually, I’m going to assume she’s 17, Spanky.
… fuckin canucks!
So when the Bills move to Toronto, do they get placed in the NFC North? If so, they won’t need to play the Pats twice a year. Maybe…just maybe…recent Pats fan up there may get her wish to see her team get demolished twice annually by the Saints. Unless Breesus decides to throw a game to keep the rivalry going.
@j4b, Saints are in the NFC South.
Yes, impeccable math porky1.
Now where is the cake and ice cream?
No, Seriously, how will they determine who is the King of Football?
Ape is already in an ’82 Suburban with several thousand copies of The Manifesto, bee-lining it toward Winnipeg.
Ah, so Canada must be where they sent all of those “19-0″ shirts…
I just found out that the Pats played in 2 Superbowls before Tom Brady! Who knew they even had a Superbowl before Tom Brady?
@UU: Yeah I know, but in this girl’s mind it won’t matter. The move in and of itself would mean he team could play the Saints twice a year, every year…
If I have to explain, then it wasn’t funny. Joke fail…
/TORONTO BISON TORONTO BISON TORONTO BISON TORONTO BISON
This dumb broad gave a bad name to chicks in Pink Hats, Pink Jerseys, and Glitter outlined NFL gear everywhere.
In other news, the Boston Baseball Patriots play against the Tampa Bay Baseball Bucs 18 times this year. Is this a typo?
OMG!!! THERE’S A GIRL WHO CLAIMS TO BE A PATRIOTS FAN WHO DOESN’T KNOW HOW SCHEDULING WORKS!!!
Whatever. I’ve been a real fan since 2001. That’s 10 years. A full decade. We know football now. Cut this bandwagon shit already.
You promised us cake!
@porky well done. I jumped firmly on the bandwagon when Bledsoe was Brady. The whole bandwagon thing is the worst grizzled sports fan complaint ever. Unless your parents force fandom down your throat it’s only natural to turn rabid around a winning team, what dumb fuck sees the home team go 15-1 and says “I’m gonna follow the shit outta that team”? I save my bitching for the locals who love some team from a place they’ve never lived or even visited over the home team. That shit makes me feel stabby, Raider fan stabby.
She could very well be a fan, she just doesn’t follow football to the extent most of us would consider minimal levels to be a fan. You see, her definition of “football fan” is similar to my definition of “wearing shoes”. I can’t tell you 15 things about a person just from looking at their shoes, as some women are want to do. I can, however, offer 15 things about a person based on the team they support. Not suprisingly, most of those things include the word asshole or dipshit if the Patriots are that team.
jackin, check a map. toronto would still be in the afc east.
Maybe the Bills could move to the CFL
@slutnuts: check a map, Dallas is in the NFC East, the Ravens are in the AFC North and the Colts are in the AFC South. Football conferences don’t always go according to actual maps n stuff.
Anyway, my joke failed so I’ll go away and comment on the next post.
It does make sense, though. According to several Pats fans that I’ve been forced to endure in my lifetime, the Jets, the Phins, and the Bills are not actually rivals of the Pats, because a rivalry implies give-and-take.
That should read “are not actually rivals of the Pats despite allegedly playing in the same division.” I was too busy brooding to remember what I was going to write.
Looks like a job for 5chan!
Jesus… we get enough well-deserved shit for the idiot local fans, we really don’t need the help of Canadian teenage girls. For the record, I’ve also been a Patriots fan since I was 7… but back then it was a QB controversy between Hugh Millen (whose #7 I had shaved into my head) and Scott Zolak.
@WW, I’ll see your Millen/Zolak (who now pollutes the airwaves with his idiocy) and raise you an Eason/Grogan. Boy, the Tony Eason-Steve Grogan QB controversy was fun…
@UU, if it’s any consolation, I had to endure years of Kelly, Reed, Thomas and Smith terrorizing the Pats. Not to mention Marino and the Marks.
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