0:01 I always wonder how they choose which ESPN personality will get the privilege of appearing in these movies. I bet Berman demanded right of first refusal in his last contract. Regardless, this serves as Levy’s magnum opus following appearances in Fever Pitch, The Ringer, and The Game Plan.

0:05 JACOB!1!

0:10 Why is he still wearing that shirt?

0:16 Gun show.

0:22 Oh, to be an apple.

0:25 In the original Kevin Costner goes to Fenway where the voice tells him to “go the distance.” In the sequel Taylor Lautner goes to Gillette and gets called a cocksucker.

0:36 Hey, it’s already looking nicer than Soldier Field.

0:58 HAHAHA! A dirty hit from Ray Lewis. Those never get old.

1:02 Ray Lewis is not a ghost, but he has been haunted by one for over a decade.

1:28 A tractor in the middle of the field and AC/DC’s T.N.T.? Somebody get Marshall Faulk his SAG card, because this just became a real movie.

1:30 HAHAHA! A dirty hit from Ray Lewis. Those never get old.

1:36 Because grape soda would have been racist.

1:44 HAHAHA! A dirty hit from Ray Lewis. Those never get old.

2:15 The ref fell asleep. Just like a real Ravens game.

2:23 Your wife is now pregnant with Antonio Cromartie’s baby. He kindly requests that you raise it as your own.

2:30 This is exactly how I will find out about–and react to–the end of the lockout.

2:36 Plant corn?

2:49 [Googles "Marielle Jaffe naked" just in case... no dice]