ARE YOU READY LADIES?

Yeah!

THIS IS OUR TIME!

Yeah!

THIS IS OUR FAVORITE PLACE!

Yeah!

THIS IS OUR DAY AT SIX FLAGS!

Yeah!

WE ARE IN THEIR HOUSE!

Yeah!

WE ARE GOING TO RIDE THE RIDES!

Yeah!

WE ARE GOING TO EAT FUNNEL CAKE!

Yeah!

WE ARE GOING TO USE SUNBLOCK WITH AN SPF RATING OF 50 OR MORE!

Yeah!

AND THEN WE’RE GONNA FIND THAT GOOFY-LOOKING OLD GUY!

Yeah!

THAT CREEPY ASSHOLE IN THE TUXEDO THAT DOES ALL THAT DANCING!

Yeah!

AND YOU KNOW WHAT WE’RE GONNA DO?

Yeah!

WE’RE GONNA HIT’IM IN THE MOUTH!

Yeah!

WE’RE GONNA PUNCH ‘IM IN THE NOSE!

Yeah!

WE’RE GONNA DRAG HIM TO THE MEN’S ROOM BY THE ENTRANCE!

Yeah!

WE’RE GONNA TAKE HIM TO THE HANDICAPPED STALL!

Yeah!

AND WE’RE GONNA WATERBOARD THAT MOTHERFUCKER UNTIL HE GIVES US FREE FUNNEL CAKE!

Yeah!

LET’S DO THIS!

Yeah!

LET’S GET IT IN HERE! FUNNEL CAKE ON THREE! ONE-TWO-THREE–

Funnel Cake!