A carved Patriots watermelon. How delightfully random. And by that, I mean let’s hope Rex Ryan is readying his Gallagher mallet.
Massholes are ambivalent about the result. On one hand, the execution is fantastic and the floral touches really add class to the tackiness. On the other hand, nobody in FOOTBALL RED SAWX NATION is quite convinced that this isn’t some furtive and insidious form of outreach to the dahhhkkkkiieesss on the part of the franchise.
I want more like this!
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