Dastardly hackers perfect their Kenny Britt impression. The Titans receiver stopped driving like a dickhead long enough to post a retirement message on his Facebook account. Shortly thereafter Britt returned to Facebook to announce a “change of heart,” before declaring that he “will accept any penalty like a man.” He then issued a third post blaming the first two on hackers. Like a man. [PFT]
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