Meanwhile, In Washington
05.19.11
This guy is stumping to be the starting quarterback for the Redskins. And you know what, he’ll probably get his wish. After all, Shanny is clearly ready to start tanking for the next Elway. Don’t be surprised when they let Carlos Rogers go and replace him with a scarecrow.
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Well, good for you, Brad Johnson.
I esp like the “Vikes are going 3-13″ tag on this Redskins post. Maj, even in your worst hour you can still make fun of Drew.
Also, give my thanks to Shanny for handing the Giants two more wins.
//Can there please be football in 2011?
Rakibul- That tag was included by mistake. I took it out.
Ignore previous comment about Vikings tag. Though I think you should’ve left it there, just for hilarity’s sake.
Because with Christian Ponder at QB, the Vikes are going 3-13 next year.
The mullet is worth 3-4 wins in and of itself.
nah, Spurrier recs Stephen Garcia to em and that’s the end of that.
Sad thing is, the scarecrow will end the year with more INTs than Rogers.
MacGruber is the new Redskins QB? Color me confused
Something tells me The Sex Cannon is going to have something to say about this.
Speaking of Rogers… he’s dogging on MeAngelo Fall. Which… is awesome. Needs to be done more often.
“Free agent CB Carlos Rogers made it clear Wednesday night that he doesn’t expect to re-sign with the Redskins, while also taking shots at DeAngelo Hall.
“I wasn’t the corner that gave up the most touchdowns or yards or first downs,” said Rogers, speaking directly about Hall. “But I’m the corner that is looked at (as) the second corner, (management feels) I need to be replaced.” Asked if he regrets anything he’s said,” Rogers replied “I don’t care. I ain’t say nothing that ain’t true.” He could be as high as the third best corner available on the open market, depending on free agency rules.”
Christ. What’s with all the “I” and “we” in that Andrew Luck article? Someone tell him he’s not on the team.
UU- Grossman went on the radio yesterday saying he believes the team will resign him when free agency begins and that he’ll be the starting QB.
i’m experiencing severe mullet-envy
I heard on Sirius that this guy likes to party, but it’s all business up front.
So the Redskins are going to have a moonshine still on the sidelines this season? I’m really confused about all of this.
@UM, did he say he plans to unleash the Cannon?
MacGruber is the new Redskins QB? Color me confused
He was the only guy they could find who was worse with clock management than McNabb.
It’s nice to see Joe Dirt’s brother getting work.
His hair is really more appropriate for the Titans or Jags.
At first, I thought it was Breesus’ younger, birthmark-less, untalented brother.
You poor, poor Redskins fans.
As a Skins fan, this team is going to be awful this year anyway. Might as well be Detroit Lions-bad, go 0-fer, and FINALLY get a franchise QB. So yes, more Stormin’ Mormon please.
I’m with Enrico; this is certainly not the worst decision the team could make. Although if no one plays this year, then *everyone* has 0 wins, which means they all get the first pick. … But they’ll also have 0 losses, which means they all get the last pick!
Kiff, we have a conundrum on our hands.
Glad to see he escaped the Shire long enough to play for the Skins.
Is that the dude from The Full Monty?
Can’t believe the Ravens let him go. Along with the Brow and Stabby, they had a crew right out of Dick Tracy.
What is with all the gingers in football all of a sudden? Is it because football players wear so much sun cover that it’s the only sport gingers can play? Or is the “commisioner in ginger” behind this?
// Paranoia is a hell of drug
/clears throat
DO NOT BELIEVE HIS GINGERY LIES HE WILL ONLY-
Oh, you’re tanking? Yeah, he’s your guy. Enjoy your new Andrew Luck.
John Beck remembers that one fateful day when Coach Shanahan took him aside. He knew what was coming. “You don’t have to tell me,” he said. “I’m off the team, aren’t I?” “Well,” said Coach Shanahan, “you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you’re wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times.” It was all true what he was saying. And yet, John thought, something is brewing inside the head of this Coach Shanahan…
Looks like a kicker… more specifically, the kicker from The Replacements who smokes
Seriously, that guy is 29? He’s a meth head, right?
Fuck that guy. We want Sexy Rexy to be cocked and loaded and shedding panties left and right. I want to see another thong christmas tree this year, dedicated to the Rex. I want a Rex Ryan/Rex Grossman conversation.
Not too late to bring back Colt Brennan, Cooch!
*checks URL*
I thought this was people of walmart for a hot second
Rex Grossman: “Fuck it, I’m going deep”
Donovan McNabb:”I’m good enough, I’m black enough, and doggone it, people like me”.
John Beck: “Coach I am ready to start. Wait, I can be the next prophet? I”M OUTTA HERE”.
So, we’re all just going to ignore the pathetic blog-whoring, right? Right.
Well we WERE, Otto. Damnit.
He’s got a Devil’s Haircut… on his mind.
I hope Beck starts so we can get some delicious LOLNFL <a href="[kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com] Smith style.
Damn, ugly. But the link works.
Otto – Out of boredom, I made the mistake of visiting that godforsaken blog yeaterday. Here is my commitment to the KSK Kommentariat. If there is another one of those links, I will hunt those 2 fuckers down and beat them within an inch of their lives. I’ll probably walk in on them “icing” each other.
Brutus – I trimmed some trees at my place yesterday and several of the branches would make good beatin’ sticks. Cedar; harder than a preacher’s dick in a calf’s ass. Just my contribution.
So the guy who couldn’t make the Dolphins or Ravens as a backup, two well known QB factories, is the next savior of the Skins?
That sounds about right.
Is it just me, or does he look just like MacGruber?
I can’t believe no one has noticed this yet, but he looks just like MacGruber.
He isn’t the answer at the qb position for the Skins. The Skins are screwed if they pick Grossman over Mcnabb.
Tony Reali reads the Komments!
This is all idle speculation. The truth is that a live great white shark will be playing QB, as part of a cross-over promotion deal Snyder has arranged with the makers of the movie “Shark Night 3D.”
Thank you Spanky. I will beat them until they look like McGruber.
Hilarious to see Tony Reali give the Kommentariat a shout-out on Around the Horn.
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Why isn’t Billy the Exterinator wearing his glasses and cowboy hat?
Oh, my bad, sorry.
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Beck clearly looks like MacGruber.
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I was actually thinking he looked more like James Van Der Beek on How I Met Your Mother.
Why have they relized Mcnabb Should be the starter they were sayinsome shyt about how he was not able to finsh the game against the !BROWNS! The guy went to four straight NFC Championship games and got to a Super Bowl if he can beat the BROWNS something wrong and Shanny is just using as a excuse to not start Mcnabb