“There’s nothing else to do, Sal.” That’s part of the rationale Ray Lewis uses to explain to ESPN’s SalPal why the nation’s crime levels will surge in the event of a continued lockout. And if anyone should know it’s Ray. After all, his friends never would have killed that guy* if they hadn’t been so broken up about NBC cancelling The Mike O’Malley Show after two episodes. America needed that show. [ESPN]
*Just kidding, they were totally acquitted.
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