Snyder: How dare that vile bitch judge lift our lockout! SHE’LL PAY FOR THIS. SHE’LL PAY IN OVERPRICED PARKING PASSES AND MORE. This woman has no concept of how badly labor costs are dragging down our sport!

Henchman: (runs in) Sir, with the lockout lifted, we can trade up now and pay Cam Newton $52 million guaranteed!

Snyder: Really? Why, I’d be a fool NOT to do it!