Name: Blaine Gabbert
Potential Berman nicknames: “Plain” Blaine Gabbert, Blaine “Yo Gabba” Gabbert
Twitter: @BlaineGabbert (most common tweets revolve around the three f’s: food, fishing, and family)
Nicest comparison: Matt Ryan.
Meanest comparison: Tom Brady’s hairline.
Strengths: Ironing. Looking quarterbackish.
Relevant medical conditions: Suffers from Tony Kornheiser disease.
Who wants him: Tennessee
Who will take him: Arizona, or one of the five other teams drafting ahead of Tennessee who happen to need a quarterback.
What the scouts are saying: That Blaine Gabbert sure is a nice fella. I should give him my daughter’s number. And I don’t mean the ugly one.
Immediate impact: Hope.
Down the road: Congress.
I want more like this!
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