For some reason, Mike Ditka’s “Touchdown Hustle” never quite caught on the same way the “Super Bowl Shuffle” did. For some very, very, very good reason.

Look, there’s IRON MIKE playing foosball by himself in an empty bar! And now he’s dancing with a clipboard! Close-up of repeated high-fives! The entire video is baffling in its awfulness. I honestly think more effort went into renting the fog machine than writing the song. It’s an absolute disaster — the video equivalent of trading all your draft picks to get Ricky Williams. We hope you enjoy it as much as we did.

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