Does anyone else miss Jonathan Taylor Thomas? No? Liars.

We’re sticking with the celebrity theme for this week’s draft, although this time around we’re picking our ideal neighbor. It’s important to consider the pluses and minuses of your celebrity neighbor. While you may think it would be cool to live next door to a guy like Woody Harrelson because you imagine he grows really good weed, you must remember that he’s also a vegan raw foodist. Do you really want somebody like that at your next cookout? Hell no. So check out our picks after the jump, then add yours in the comments.

1. Ape- Stan Kroenke

Probably would be a generally quiet rich guy and I’d be around when he wants to jettison millions of dollars in wine.

2. Caveman- Anthony Bourdain

Friendly, good company, and has whatever kitchen utensil you might need to borrow. Also, Drew would probably select him before my next pick, and I like to make Drew unhappy.

3. Flubby- Harrison Ford

Harrison Ford… he seems like the kind of guy who would let me borrow his extension ladder or chainsaw… plus he’s old so I wouldn’t have to worry about loud parties and people coming and going… plus I could probably get him to tell some Star Wars/Raiders of the Ark stories… he might try to slip in a few Jack Ryan stories, but I would be all “whoa, I think I hear one of my kids crying. I better go check on them”. He would probably suspect I’m lying, but would be polite enough to let it slide.

4. Punte- Betty White

Fun, personable, and very close to death.

Josh really likes dead people.

5. Maj- Jose Andres

He seems like an awesome guy, he’s engaging, and he’s always making too much paella.

6. Drew- Hugh Hefner

Seems like an easy choice.

And now you have Legionnaires Disease.

7. Drew- Dean Kamen

“Drew, come try out this flying sex doll. You fly as you fuck it!”

8. Jack- Randall Grahm

Wine celebrities are a kind of celebrity. Randall seems like a laid-back guy, and I really like his wine and the purty labels he puts on them.

9. Punte- Drew Carey

Beerdrinker. Ohio guy. Pro-whore. That could be fun.

10. Flubby- Bob Dylan

He seems like the kind of guy who would let me borrow his extension ladder or chainsaw… plus he’s old so I wouldn’t have to worry about loud parties and people coming and going… plus I could probably get him to tell some Rolling Thunder/Big Pink stories… he might try to slip in a few Jesus Years stories, but I would be all “whoa, I think I hear one of my kids crying. I better go check on them”. He would probably suspect I’m lying, but would be polite enough to let it slide.

11. Caveman- Kate Upton

Via SI. Go ahead and explore. We’ll be here when you’re done.

She’s only 18, so she’ll probably need someone to buy her beer for all her swimsuit model parties. And who knows, maybe she’s lax about closing the curtains.

I think we can all agree that Ufford just won.

Flubby: That little cocktease better have a chainsaw and an extension ladder otherwise she needs to GTFO.

12. Ape- Guillermo del Toro

Bit of a shut-in but you get an unbelievable haunted house in October.

Your turn, neighborino.