We love animals here at KSK, which is why we like to watch them murder each other. Here’s a lovely 28-second video of a cow eating a chicken, its bites perfectly synchronized to the poor chick’s chirps of agony. I would like to deliver a semi-Kingishesque “Good for you” to that cow. Cows so rarely get to do some killing of their own. Usually, they get herded around and then led to a quick bloodletting in the abattoir. But this cow refuses to play by those rules. He’s the Winston Smith of beef.

(H/T to Anonymous)