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"Johnny U. tattoo…"
Johnny Unitas. Sodomy you can set your watch to.
Manning does it better.
You can’t spell Unitas without “anus”.
MB has one like that except it’s Pey Pey and it says “throw it in my butt”
*MB = Monkey Business
Manning would just get intercepted when he accidentally threw it to her navel.
I didn’t know Jim Druckenmiller had any tattoos.
If the Colts had moved to Indianapolis by this point, it would read
Amazinly, Pretty Boy Brady has one just like it, and smiles. /Bundchen joke
I’m pretty sure there’s a Heyzoos-loving QB who swears that it’s not a sin if she takes it in the butt. Cromartie would be saving a ton in child-support if he followed suit.
/astonished to know thats what’s under the armband
I only saw the top half of the picture in my browser. Turned into one of the greatest “surprises after the jump” moments ever.
@UU – You beat me to it. Well done!
What, what? In the butt?
If it was a Manning tattoo, it would say, ” Throw it in double coverage”.
The tattoo artist would take the blame.
Now that’s anal penetration you can set your watch to.
You can throw it in her butt, just beware of vapor lock.
Unit -> ass.
That would have to be a pretty tight spiral.
Classy. He must have to beat them off with a stick when the ladies see that. Football theme and a reference to anal sex. An irresistible combination.
Doin’ the butt, (na na nana) Sexay, Sexay! You wanna do the butt, all night long.
Who knew Rex Grossman was such a fan of Unitas that he had a tattoo of him?
What you don’t see is the other tattoo of Jim Sorgi standing with a clipboard and the slogan “Never Got the Butt”
^Speaking of, a Rex Grossman version of this tattoo with
FUCK IT I’M GOIN’ DEEP
would rock. Who’s getting it first?
If he forgets to clean the tattoo, it gets scabby and turns into Earl Morrall.
“Throw it in her, BUT…..give a fake name” – Ron Mexico
“Put a phone in ya butt, put a dinosaur bone in ya butt, put a radiator in ya butt, I said see ya later in ya butt…”
Cumon! Everybodys doin’ it!
Seeing as I just saw Zack and Miri
“Unitas! Huck it! Chuck it! FOOTBALL!!!!!”
At least it doesn’t say, “throw it in her stoma.”
Wouldn’t it be more appropriate to have Joe Willy in place of Unitas?
I guess Unitas really did invent the two-minute drill.
The dunge would.
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