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"It’s Friday, Friday– gotta get down on Friday"
This song needs to be killed by fire.
Although I’ve got to say, the original by Bob Dylan is pretty legit.
Sexy Friday, curvy Latina style…
And thank you for another great week at KSK. From the PK takedown to the RG (die ginger die) takedown, from the mailbag to SF ! All great work….of course it does beg the question
What does TAWMMY think of the impending NFL strike ?
That was harsh of you Flubby to link that horrendous song like that, it’s like getting Rickrolled but less funny and more painful. Though you did make up for it 10 fold by hooking up the cleavage bounce gif.
She looks like a hotter Brittany Snow. Also: tits
Isn’t that Tara Reid?
If I sit here long enough they’re eventually going to pop out right? RIGHT?
But… yesterday was Thursday. I’m so excited!!
I’m trying to come up with something witty that, once again, includes “tit wrangler” but … yeah…
Saddest thing about that song? Apparently the girl in the video actually paid the producer 2 grand (yes, that’s 2 thousand fucking dollars!) to sing the song and be in the video. The pitch was that they would release this thing and she would become a “star” and thus quickly earn the money back with other projects.
2… thousand… dollars. To become an target of international hatred and mockery. Ouch.
Say what you want, but the people behind this (Music Factory) are fucking geniuses. They are getting rich off of rich, white yuppie, bite-size, tweeny boppers. Rebecca Black is just one spoiled pre-teen among millions. See the My Jeans video for further proof.
/skeet, skeet, skeet //shows self to jail.
McDoom beat me to it… first thought was “Damn, when did Brittany Snow get bigger breasts?”
leather in a minivan. The perfect MILF and/or hot teen accessory
I think that Friday song is a social experiment to see just how moronic the masses are. Put out a song sung, and I use the term loosely, by someone who obviously doesn’t have a shred of singing talent (of course in this age of auto-tune singing talent is sadly irrelevant). Use the cheesiest generic vanilla melody, no semblance of any actual musical structure, and don’t even bother making it catchy. If the song become a hit then it’s pretty much proof positive that people really are mindless sheep. But people aren’t that stupid, are they? I mean even young children that are very impressionable and quite easily manipulated aren’t stupid enough to fall for that, right?
So…. Caveman, you liked the song? I stopped at “my cereal, my bowl,” when I saw this on Tosh.o, so I’m angry at him.
“Isn’t that Tara Reid?” WUT? Have you seen a non-shopped photo of her recently? Too many addictions and tit surgeries a pretty girl does not make. She MAY have been this hot 10+ years ago.
For full disclosure; my boner is very angry, angry indeed…..
Rebecca Black: Drown in a Lake
Girl in the GIF: Holy Mother Motorboat
Wow, she SUCKS (not in a good way) and getting ridicule from her own dumbass actions, she turns hostile. The world is now a better place……
Friday is the greatest song ever to be invented ever
I’ve been watching the .gif and actual video for the last day or two and have come to this conclusion:
Her belly has to be a little bigger to support from the bottom. I want to give it a raspberry. Then warm my ears.
Oh to be her water bottle.
I would love the chance to disappoint the chick in the gif. Rebecca Black is everything wrong with america. Talentless, soulless, reality wanna be. People think that because someone saw you on tv, you’re famous. Instead of actually having any talent, real or imagined, you simply sing, and I use the term very loosely here, about your fucking BREAKFAST! I wish her and every other internet “Star” (I’, talking to you Bieber) would die in a slow moving fire.
/goes back to gif //fap fap fap ///feels better now
Rebecca Black is just the modern day Randy Newman, singing about what she sees: [www.220.ro]
What comes after Sunday? WHO COULD KNOW SUCH THINGS, SHE’S ONLY THIRTEEN, WHY DO YOU DEMAND SHE HAS HER WHOLE LIFE PLANNED OUT, GOSH
ARK Music Factory is a modern day Motown/Stax.
I know there are some big fans here so unplugged: [www.youtube.com]
Not that I’m a whiner (OK, so I am), but this is the weakest Sexy Friday in memory.
those are some titties. +1 to the passenger in the back with the smirnoff bottle.
She’s pretty hot for Bangbus.
ok lets be real, you guys are focusing on the shitty song when there are hugeeee tits bouncing around back and forth. priorities gentlemen.
I scored the komments and here are the (beer soaked) numbers.
Number of komments that referred to:
gif = 11 song = 11 both = 6 other = 2
These facts lead me to the conclusion that Chili Verde needs to post a link to the ‘actual video’ and Gern wins!
* This komment inspired by Chris Henrys Zombie.*
Is this the first Sexy Friday dedicated to underage girls?
One comment from the titty bouncing video on Youtube: and now I have to whip my right hand back and forth
Why, Why, Why did you send me there? This song has already wasted precious time that I will want back on my death bed.
+1 to the passenger in the back with the smirnoff bottle.
Loni Anderson appreciates your support.
The return of Sexy Friday is being ridiculed by the Kommentariat. I’ll take any effort at Sexy friday as a great thing. The girl in the gif, fantastic. The music video, ha, ha, ha – it’s genius.
Where can I find more of minivan girl? The gif is wonderful, but I must have more.
@The Dude: “One comment from the titty bouncing video on Youtube” Must find video. Where is video? Must find. Find.
is that britney beth?
@Otto; pretty sure that is Loni Anderson’s grand daughter, however wot-ka was stolen from Loni’s “locked” liquor cabinet.
How is no one praising Dancing Baptist for his wonderful contribution to Sexy Friday? Damn, people! Priorities!
I will call your baptist and raise you a Spears: [video.yahoo.com]
Maybe NSFW, depending on your cubicle orientation.
or perhaps: [www.blinkx.com]
Well played, Moose, well played!
Can someone tell me WHO this girl is? This thread cannot end until Fap is complete.
Can Susana Spears adjust the saline level in her boobs just to fit her mood? If she can this is the GREATEST invention of all time! Thanks Moose.
The Ellen DeGeneres commercial before the vid was a little … dis-jointed? …off-putting? …out-of-place? …overly-hyphen-ated? Yep.
Spanky; I got a different add; at least it wasn’t Jimmy Johnson boner pills.
/fap fap fap
I have a bachelor’s degree in engineering and I have NO IDEA how those tits remain inside the top/bra on No Fat Chicks’ video. Good God!
If the secret can be figued out = earthquake proof structures.
All right, I finally tried to listen to that “Friday” song.
That is the saddest Bat Mitzvah that I’ve ever seen.
No, THIS is the saddest Bat Mitzvah that you’ll ever see: [www.youtube.com]
/HA HA HA HA, jack my thwag //Dat nose
I made it 20 seconds, Chad. 20.
That sounds about right.
Go to the espn.com main page and look at the candidates they have for one of their stupid “Vote On Nothing For No Reason” brackets to see who their readers feel belongs on the cover of Madden 12.
DeMarcus Ware. A little bit of a reach, but he’s a Cowboy. Gotta dangle that shiny object.
Aaron Rodgers. SB QB. ‘Nuff said.
MJD. Never really seen him demonstrate any game value (apart from blowing up Shawne Merriman), but he puts up numbers and that’s what Madden is all about.
Ron Mexico. Arguably the league’s most exciting player when he’s not picking up his own broken ribs.
Beef Moe. His mouth will keep writing checks his teammates’ abilities can’t cash, but he’s the real deal.
DANNY FACKING WOODHEAD.
No, really. Go look for yourself.
It’s getting to the point where it’s almost impossible to satirize this shit because it’s so goddamn absurd in the first place.
/drums fingers //gets impatient ///leaves to read PK first for the first time in a long time
My gob and sunny jeebus.
The first sentence is “These are more than quarterback rumors.”
What? What are more than QB rumors? What’s more than a rumor? Gossip? You got some sweet, sweet QB gossip for us Dwarfatteus McMegacranium?
And it just goes on like that as usual. I’m exhausted.
How am I supposed to get any work done? I am helpless.
That would be the first sentence of page 3, where I was apparently redirected instead of page 1.
Still. It’s not even really a sentence.
First actual “sentence:” “Very interesting weekend.”
Not a. Sentence either. Dear God. Help us.
@Gunner; please slow down on the coffee intake.
@Chad; what the hell? Granted you beat the lame with lamer, but my Drunk Boob Quake Boner (DBQB) turned into an inny after looking at that for 10 seconds (Otto beat me on that).
I’ve got a handle on the coffee. It’s the crystal meth that’s got me a little antsy.
Oh, you’re doing well then, as when I’m on a meth binge my typing skills are even worse than they are now.
seriously, it’s been 3 days and I’m still mesmerized by that gif. lord.
My internet connection is freaking out and the gif is going probably 20 times faster… weird.
Tits. ‘Nuff Said.
Dammit that’s hypnotic!
@Money well spent
With over 2 million downloads on iTunes, Rebbeca Black has made over 1 million dollar. Just another reason why we are all doomed. Thankfully I have been able to avoid this song.
PS. More of tit girl. Please.
I could have sworn I heard this song years ago. [www.youtube.com]
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