Cleveland Browns quarterback Colt McCoy just signed a deal to write a book about God. Hey, wait a second there, Coltaroo. We already have a Jesus freak under center in the NFL, and his name is Tim Tebow. Oh, but Colty Colt is raising the bar and writing the book with his daddy. Aw, how sweet. I guess he couldn’t find the cheerleader that did all of his homework at Texas to write the book for him. Still, it’s a rather fascinating development, especially when you consider that nobody in Cleveland knows how to read.

[The Plain Dealer]