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"LOLNFL: Super Bowl XLV"
I knew we were in for a good one after the FotC reference.
The PK one was the pick of the litter. Great work on all of ‘em, though!
I like the “wide open” one and Arrested Development references are always funny.
I wouldn’t trust Suisham from 20 yards out.
I’m not sure the data supports your conclusion here, Maj, as in my experience, a D is usually considered a passing grade.
But then again, only 65% of Americans being retarded seems a little low.
Damn fine work, as usual. Looking forward to the next ones… someday.
Shaun Suisham’s arm proceeded to fly off to the confused and terrified cries of Antwaan Randle-El and Mike Wallace.
You came out of the gate strong, son.
Speaking of which, I think Clay Matthews might be doing the Robo-Boogie.
Leave it to Steelers fans to misspell “High Life”.
We wanted to look like Daft Punk!
I think I’ll miss you most of all, LOLNFL during the offseason…
Oh, gotta love the Arrested Development reference.
Eat Cheese and Die sooner
That pinkish purple map gives me some faint hope for America.
So is ESPN trying to tell us we’re gay if we choose “F”?
Did the writers for Archer write this? some of the most obscure lolnfl jokes ever. I had to google like three of them.
That halftime show reminded me why I hate the Black Eyed Peas.
Ah, so that’s the Steelers bar where Ape watches all his games.
Careful with the thumb wrestling there Rodgers, you’d have to have another concussion.
Possible caption for Woodson standing on the sideline in a sling:
“Is Deion Sanders gonna call me soft for this? Naw, he’ll understand.”
That 15% of America that gave the Black Eyed Peas an A should be brought in for scientific research. They must also love Family Guy and Bill Engvall’s standup routine. We could learn much from discovering how the human mind can manage to acquire such terrible taste in everything.
Aaron Rodgers has no chance in that thumb wrestling match, since Jordy Nelson seems to have 10 of them.
Wonders if LOLMustache Guy will replace Indian Mustache Cigar guy in the photoshops now?
Considering everyone who votes on Sports Nation is retarded to begin with it just shows 50% guessed right.
retarded people > people watching sports nation > people voting on sports nation > sports nation
Yup, they definitely stole those robots from Flight of the Conchords
I was sitting here wondering which half of the nation is retarded.
To quote the prophet George Carlin: “When you think of how dumb the average American is, you also need to realize that half the country is dumber than that.”
Has a head coach ever received less credit for winning a Super Bowl than Packers Head Coach Mike McLarkey or whatever his name is?
Barry Switzer, Jon Gruden, George Seifert.
Although Mcdonald did inherit a lot of players for the sherman-holgrem regime though.
This is when the season really ends. The last LOLNFL of the year. Great job this year Maj.
@Brady’s Kneecap: Error: Malformed binary. Your binary code is must be divisible by 8
Coach McDougal’s Super Bowl squad only has 1 or 2 players from the Sherman era. I believe Driver and possibly Donald Lee are leftover from Holmgren. All the rest are TT’s boys.
Switzer didn’t do shit, he just sat there and let the assistants and old pro’s do the work, it was like a trust fund drunk. Gruden? the media LOVES them some Gruden.
Great stuff; I laughed, I cried, then I saw the sportsnation and lost my mind. That show is mindless shit-drivel.
Hey, Coach McGarnigal for life.
Cmon sucka, lick my battery, oooooooh yeah.
I really don’t know how much credit McGruden deserves, thompson yes, for drafting rodgers, but Driver, clifton barnet, were already there, and countless other players who made this team run, like al harris, aaron kampman etc…
This is wildly off-topic, but can we please get Congress to ban crowd shots in Cameron Indoor Stadium? It’s just pure, unadulterated fugly.
And the Duke bench, while we’re at it.
Those shots of Krzyzahlahdsksbxksli answer the question: What would those WWII newsreels of Hitler look like if we’d had HD back then?
ColtMcCoySavesLives says: That halftime show reminded me why I hate the Black Eyed Peas.
You needed something to remind you?
I take it you’re joking, Brocky, since Harris and Kampmann aren’t with Green Bay anymore.
I know they’re not, but they were a big part of the momentum up to this year and were part of the team McDaniels inherited.
yeah the suisham one just needed a photshop of someone’s arm flying off. still amazing though.
I guess Coach McDougal does deserve credit for harnessing that unstoppable Al Harris momentum.
The PK one is up there with the best of the season.
I de-friended (or whatever the fuck you want to call it) someone on Facebook when she put up a status gushing over how great the halftime show was.
Yeah. That’s right. DE-FRIENDED HER ASS. It sounded a lot tougher in my head, before I typed it out.
I think liking the Black Eyed Peas is grounds for de-friend-age. It’s like wearing Ed Hardy, or having multiple cats.
@Brady’sLeftKneecap binary solo!
Otto, when I get down on myself for looking like a tree sloth, I do a Google images on coach Kyjellyeskiwansdyzx and immediately feel better.
While I did enjoy that FOTC reference, I was sad to see that this was the only post tagged “gratuitous FOTC references”
Coach McLanahan sure looks fired up in that picture. GAH…need a post before I lose my mind.
Peter King thinks he thinks he might think that he’s thinking of a number between Favre and and Favre…he’s thinking of eating Rodgers.
And it’s pronounce “Sheh shevski”
@Hand Model of Consistency Nice!
Yes – unstoppable, LOFTY Al Harris momentum.
Binary solo! 0-0-1-0-0-0-1-1-1-0-0-1-1-1-1-1-1….
I keep looking at the boxes on the dancers and I’m having an overwhelming urge to fuck one (not just the box, but the box on a dancer…. wait)
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