THE WHAT TO THE WHAT? Michael Vick was awarded the key to the city in Dallas. Mayor Pro Tem Dwaine Caraway bestowed the honor, because that’s what you do for a guy that’s gone 18 months without killing animals for sport. Not to beat a dead hound here, but is Vick really “key to the city” material? He may be that in Texas, where blasting people trying to rob your neighbor’s house is totally cool and Dubya can win 69 percent of the vote. I mean, how long can we keep Vick at arm’s length from society? And why stop with a key? Can’t we at least make him the ambassador to Egypt?
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