Not only does Marshawn GO ALL BEEF MOE to end the year-long lovefest for the ‘Aints, but he grabs up on his dick while diving into the end zone for the clinching score. NATNATNATNATNAT goes all FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP.

How long until Ufford claims he willed the team to victory by being in the stands at Qwest? I give it a few hours and a bottle of whiskey.

Geaux back into your hole, Nawlins.