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"Viewing this image will render you sterile"
Not pictured: Zombie Art Shell.
Just eat brains, baby.
Anyone else think maybe the pinky ring has been on there so long that the skin has grown into it?
HBO will announce that next season the Raiders will be featured on both “Hard Knocks” and “Tales From the Crypt”.
That picture defines “nightmare fuel.”
Mouth eyes would actually class that up a little.
All I see is Mr. Burns.
Holy Schnikees. I think I’m gonna be sick.
There was an even worse one on Yahoo’s “most e-mailed photos” section this morning.
It actually describes that death mask as a smile.
PUT THE FUCKING LID BACK ON THE ARK.
Easy mode: 0:20
Normal mode: 1:20
Hard mode: 3:00
Hardcore mode: the entire clip
Does he have leprosy?
@Mo Charlo- I think he just has a slippery tub. And leprosy.
Leprosy is afraid to go near that.
GATDAMN. That is some biblical plague shit right there.
Let’s just get down to the real question here; would you lick all the dead skin off his head for $10,000?
i thought i’d chance the whole ‘sterile’ thing, i didn’t realize that i’d lose my soul too.
//attempts to man up
On the bright side, Freddie Kruger has picked up some nifty new makeup tips from that shot.
Well, at least he has that new deal with Warner Brothers to play Skelator.
I shot a few of those in Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare
Jim Fassel thinks that Hue Jackson did a lousy job of sucking up to Al.
The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!
I CAST YOU OUT, UNCLEAN SPIRIT!!
/shielding myself from stream of green vomit
I guess no one had the foresight to cover Al Davis with formaldehyde when they reanimated his corpse. He’s not looking so fresh anymore.
I was of the understanding that an axe to a zombie’s brain was the only way to kill it.
Now I’m sure we’re fucked.
Jeez, I can smell the formaldehyde from here
I hope I’m that fucking metal when I’m 55
I see dead people
@Menacell – You’ll have to smoke a lot of Meth but it can be done.
I’ve heard that burning zombies also works. Looks like that’s been tried too…..
And this is why I was trying to hold back the HDTV changeover until after Al Davis was buried.
DON’T CROSS THE STREAMS!!!
Do you have any idea how many Bay Area massage parlors have had to bring in the Hazmat crew after his back oozed all over their tables?
Judas Priest! It’s Darth Vader without his helmet.
/Just Decay Baby!
Much to the dismay of my parents, I never really wanted children anyway.
as a lifelong raider fan, that pains me to look at.
good lord, he’s frightening. he can’t possibly hold on much longer, can he?
Zombie Al Davis wants to eat your brains
Jokes aside, LOVED him in Wall Street 2:
After it sheds it’s skin, I wonder what it will become.
So, does anybody remember that scene in Robocop, where the guy drives into the vat of toxic waste??
Because I’m suddenly reminded of that.
I don’t really understand why you guys are posting Walking Dead screencaps here. What the hell does that show have to do with football?
Jesus! He looks like a gatdamn sea monster! Like Swamp Thing sans the algae…
Wow, that is a sad thing to see. I just watched a film on the 1976 championship team, and Al was really quite the dude. I’ve been saying since early this season that Zombie Al will eat his last brain before the next season kicks off, regardless of when that happens. He looks like my Zombie Dad looked when he was chewing his last skull.
looks like that guy who got ate by the boars in the movie hannibal but with more scabs
@85: I’ve heard that burning zombies also works. Looks like that’s been tried too…..
This is a common misconception. Burning zombies doesn’t kill them (right away). They just keep coming, only now they’re on fire. Regular zombie = bad. Flaming zombie = very bad.
Tim Cowlishaw’s impression sucks!
Beware. Beware of the big green dragon that sits on your doorstep. He eats little boys…puppy dog tails…and big, fat snails.
Beware. Take care.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
fuck all you haters!!
He looks like a 7-11 hot dog that fell on the dirty floor and then sat decaying on the heat rack for three years.
Which is to say: “He looks like a 7-11 hot dog.”
I think that’s the movie poster for Saw 8.
LEAVE NOSFERATU ALOOOOOOOONE!
Some images will never be completely removed from memory. My vasectomy was far less painful.
That’s the secret hand signal to Todd Marinovich to bring him the Demerol, with a morphine chaser.
Jesus… +1 to you sir
Sweet bay-bee Jeebus…I caught cancer just looking at it.
Are you sure this isn’t a production still from that new Captain America movie?
Yes, yes…give way to the hate…with each passing moment you become more and more my servant…
Oh hey look, Mason Verger!
I knew he looked familiar:
He just needs to put his hoodie on.
Actually, I’m kind of impressed that Al does his own signing for the hearing impaired.
“He looks like a 7-11 hot dog.”
He does have the minimum two bloody band-aids.
Sonuvabitch, he makes Joe Paterno look like George Clooney.
Not that JoePa would every compare himself to an Irishman, mind you.
So when Al kicks the bucket will he:
5) Create black hole that devours the Earth?
He’s currently beating out Hefner for most despicable old person with money award.
When he got up off the bathroom floor did he write down his theory for the Flux-Capacitor?
Fuck man, poke it with a stick to make sure its dead!
What’s happening to his fingers? It looks like he traded hands with Torry Holt.
Seriously… all that money and not a single toady suggested that he might want to throw on a hat? Or a ski mask?
I don’t want to encourage looking closely at this pic, but it looks like Al’s got a tiny Hitler mustache.
Makes Ralph Wilson look like a schoolboy.
The band-aids won’t cure leprosy tag is classic.
If Tosh.0 needs a warning before his “America Home Videos” circa 2011 shtick, I think KSK needs a waiver before allowing readers to view Al Davis. This has “Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress” written all over it.
/law school is for losers like me
//Americans are litigious as hell
I’d like to see him and Stuart Scott in a stare down contest.
I think that’s another black plague sore.
/”bring out yer dead!”
//”but I’m not dead yet”
I need an old priest and a young priest…
This motherfucker will still put a horse head in your bed.
Jesus fucking Christ, my vagina just dried up.
They need to take Al to Poveglia Island and leave him there to die. Like right now.
I agree with Splint. He is Monty Burns come to life! (Seriously, was he the inspiration of Burns, Drew?)
/looks at the image again
//runs like hell.
Make sure and check out the clip that @Harry Lime posted HOLYFUCKSHIT!!
“Your little cell phones or whatever you use”
“Plunket did as much as John Elway”
I don’t want Davis to die (or to not be reanimated every morning), because if he does the Waidas will be free to actually be a good team again.
Reporter: “Mr. Davis, do you think this will open the offense up and provide more scoring opportunities?”
Davis: “Well, son, it’s like my underwear; depends.”
@moose- what does oral sex with an octagenarian taste like? Depends…
I’m pretty sure at this point Al Davis bleeds dust and embalming fluid.
Al is the inspiration for all those Raider Nation costumes.
@perpetualjoe: hey yoe!
No, but seriously, he needs a Depends helmet to soak up the zombie type ooze coming off the surface tumors. Depends Helmet, Depends Helmet, seriously.
He is clearly suffering from skin failure, and his skeleton is trying to escape!
The boil on the right would go great on a Ritz cracker. Maybe a dab of leprosy juice on top for some kick.
Doesn’t he have enough money to get his skin replaced?
I’m sure a good plastic surgeon could take 150 years off his face.
Never knew ol’ Al was in “Braveheart” playing Robert the Bruce’s father
I thought medusa was supposed to be female.
This goddamn ogre has skin like diseased beef carpaccio. He needs to conduct all of his press conferences while wearing a full-on beekeeper costume. I couldn’t even watch that 30 for 30 about the Raiders because every time Al Davis appeared on the screen, bile starting shooting out of my eyes.
I looked at that photo a little closer and it appears there is an immigrant family of seven living in the bump to the right on the forehead.
He must smell god awful. so much decaying flesh.
Please please please – moutheyes…
“Earth orbiter back to mothership – let’s just bypass this one, ok?!!”
I enjoyed Al Davis in Scrooged when he warned Bill Murray he would be visited by three ghosts:
Seriously – those are skin cancers.
SUNSCREEN, PEOPLE!!! GET A HAT WHILE YOU’RE AT IT.
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