Aw, poor Jets. They could have won that game had they only decided to play the first half! Alas, instead of two weeks of incredible quotes from Rex Ryan, we’ll get two weeks of the NFL’s most storied franchises (read: fattest fans) until Super Bowl XLV.
And that, dear friends, is why God invented whiskey. Slainte!
I want more like this!
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