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The chick with the blue hair-wasn’t she on tumblr?
I hope Charlie Weis gets eaten by an even larger whale.
I thought Patton Oswald was a Giants fan not a Jets fan?
Even Battleship Manning can’t inspire any smirres in Lucas Oil
Why the schlong face?
Good lol hustle! I know it must have been tough with so few games.
Chick in the first pick? Heck Yeah.
I think I once did a case of whip-its with Jets Guy behind the Fuddruckers in Weehawken. Best Arbor Day ever!
I wonder if blue hair girl’s carpet matches the drapes?
Long face girl, smoking imaginary cigarette.
Hahahahaha fuck the Colts! The colts are gonna go down in history as the most disappointing team ever! I mean, in a QB driven league (unless every fucking one of those asshole announcers and media members are lying to me) shouldn’t the team with the best QB be in the Super Bowl more than a couple of times in over 10 years?
To the Jets fans on this site, first of all, Fuck You. Second, enjoy the playoffs while you can.
I’d become a Colt’s fan for a day if I could get sandwiched by those two! I love blue hair!
Quality post, DJ Chon661.
Those chicks in the last picture are wearing Jeff Saturday replica jerseys.
Jesus, Colts fans, you’re beyond mockery.
I take it that Jets fan is anti-riddler.
damn… monkey business likrey the radies?
Calm down, Otto Man. Those two are the hottest women in Indianapolis, simply by virtue of being able to fit through a door without turning sideways.
I bet that chick in the first pic owns a gun. and drives a truck.
Wow, in only 2 pictures you managed to capture the only 3 “somewhat-thin” women in Indiana.
meh, the asian chicks hotter
How much extra did he have to pay the hooker (mail order bride) in the first pic to wear a Colts jersey ?
Fat Humps everywhere have a sad.
/anxiously awaits Jets mumblerape without lube and another epic Pats SB meltdown
I bet the real charge was for getting her to wear the Peyton mask. And the strap-on.
@ Bednarikrules says: “I’d become a Colt’s fan for a day if I could get sandwiched by those two!”
Then you’d be a Colts fan exactly as long as 95% of the rest of the Colts fans.
Matthew Lesko wants to know what that Jets fan has against question marks.
The Red Rooster is humanoid, Gorilla!
@ Bednarikrules, “I love blue hair!”
Corts roose. No smirre.
DJ Chon661 thinks this is a yahoo site
“And for some reason, I’d have blue hair. You GOTTA have blue hair.”
Holy shit I just made the mistake of reading Greg Easterbrook’s Tuesday Morning Twatcheese on my droid while waiting for my chimichangas to finish cooking. If you thought this man was a fucktarded cumstain before, prepare to be blown away; as Easterbrook has reached unprecedented levels of shitstupid that would make Peter King diddle his asshole in amazement.
Easterbrook suggests that academics be included as the fourth criterion for the BCS formula, because what better way to decide which team is the best in the country than by measuring their football graduation rates? By virtue of this rule, the Bills should have been a wildcard team (Ryan Fitzpatrick – Harvard) and the Seahawks should have been a first-round bye due to the preponderance of “Golden Domers” on their team.
Now I’m a student at Cornell, and as a result I jizzed my pants last year when we made the Sweet 16. But by Easterbrook’s retarded logic, the Big Red should’ve been a top 3 seed because holy Christ our basketball graduation rates are astronomical, Kentucky (1 seed) should’ve been a 5 or 6, and Texas (8 or 9 seed, can’t remember) should have been relegated to a play-in game. Look, there’s already a venue for intelligent college students to succeed off the field – it’s called life. I don’t want a my future financial advisor from Palo Alto that even I can outrun starting at middle linebacker for me (white or black). I either want that corn-fed Nebraskan that can bench press a Prius (less impressive than it sounds) or I want (Prefix)(Normal Name) Jackson that runs a 4.48 anchoring the D.
To his taint-licking credit, Easterbrook does mention that the disparity in graduation rates between white football players and African-American football players is a problem. Well according to the infallible logic of Easterbrook the Magnificent, that’s easily remedied by establishing “graduation quotas” for the starting lineups of all FBS teams. I remember playing NCAA 2004 and choosing the Iowa Hawkeyes to play against my five-year-old brother, who was Florida. When I saw that I had three white defensive backs and my brother was running shotgun spread, I just cut the game off.
If I want to watch subpar athletes start over their athletically gifted counterparts as a result of politics, donations and connections, I’ll just go back to my 95% white private school suburban HS alma mater and catch a game there. Otherwise, fuck you Greg Easterbrook and fuck your fucking fuck.
/now I can eat my chimichangas in peace
+1 for the Red Rooster reference.
Fuck. I want a chimichanga.
There is no chimichanga that takes as long to cook as an Easterbrook column takes to read. And that’s before we even get into all the eye-bleeding that results.
Hines Wald was in the crowd for the Fat Humps game?
That is some great fucking hustle, son. For an Ivy Leaguer, you’ve got promise.
No “NATNATNATNATNATNATNATNATNATNATNATNATNATNATNAT” LOL for BEEF MOE?
Now I’m a student at Cornell,
Do you wear Salmon colored Polo shirts, too?
What’s wrong with Jeff Saturday jersies, Otto man? Better than another dumbass wearing some running back’s jersey.
LaFavre: From about late September until around early May, it’s way too fucking cold in Ithaca for a salmon colored polo. Regardless, I do not own a single pink article of clothing (not even a wristband for breast cancer awareness). Pink is for women, white people, and assholes; and I belong to none of these groups.
u tried too hard with the two chicks photo. simply:
ANYONE KNOW HOW TO DEBONE A COLT??
So Easterbrook wants to include academics in the BCS rankings? That’s dumb. Didn’t have time to read your whole comment. What else did you say?
no beef moe crotch grab?
Still nice. Shame it’s running out.
Waiting for steelers hte poast
I call bullshit on #3. No way ANYONE can be sick of Bobby “The Brain” Heenan
//shows self out
You forgot to mention the Cowboys … I think.
You have a lot of work to do if you want to get by in the real world. Take this as a friendly hint: In the real world, when you take up four inches of figurative column space ostensibly to lambaste the douchiness of someone else, but simultaneously manage to work into the conversation the fact that you a) are at a specific Ivy and b) went to a private school, not only does your point get lost, it gets nullified and buried by the extreme douche that is you.
Upshot: no one thinks, “Hey, great point.” They think, “What a self-involved stuffed shirt. I’d like to screw his girlfriend and wipe my dick with his J. Press tie.”
Luckily for you, you escape supreme douchitude because you can’t simply refer to your time at “Ithaca,” (as in, “when I was in Cambridge…,” or “in New Haven, we…”) since we might conclude erroneously that you actually went to Ithaca. Which only means you got “Bs” at aforesaid douchefactory prep school. Douche.
So-sonatas Motiejunas – Not white, no pink, smart enough for Cornell. Hmm, gotta be Asian.
(Prefix)(Normal name) Jackson
I bet the blue haired girls pussy tastes like a white castle burger.
So-sonatas Motiejunas is The Nard Dog.
@bark, since she’s from Indy more like a Steak and Shake burger.
Hey, take it easy on the fella. He spent an hour writing that and two hours proof-reading with excitement.
That’s the kind of time you get to enjoy in college.
Five paragraphs, one point [that nobody is going to disagree with]… great work.
Dude called out Easterbrook and brought some high-quality hate for our enjoyment. He could be comprised entirely of vinegar and water and I still wouldn’t consider him a douche. GFY.
That first one wasn’t the funniest LOLNFL of all time, but I’m pretty sure it was the best.
Is that Jets fan holding up a “Super Bowl” jersey with the number 45…the same number of points they surrendered a month ago to the team they’re going to see on Sunday? Yeah, good luck dude.
@Rex Ryan’s Tortured Nipples: What the hell are you talking about? Did the sentence you wrote make complete sense in your head? ‘Cuz it sure as hell doesn’t make sense now. You know what, YOU’RE DONE HERE B!
Please add a gravatar to your komments so I may more readily identify and skip your musings. thnx tho
Neither here or there, but anyone see this email from PK’s TMQB?
“‘Didn’t Manning and Wayne already have some frost on their relationship after Wayne pulled a Randy Moss on that slant in the SB? I’ve seen a few Colts games this year and it looked to me like they were struggling to stay on the same page, let alone communicate.'”
I like how it was “pulling a Randy Moss” and the blame for that throw is still being deflected as far away from Manning as possible.
@Spanky Datass: IDK if you’re trying to somehow allude to me but just in case you are how bout no. Please picture hispanic dude making wanking gesture at you, your avatar and your link. And what kind of homo sports fan writes “thnx tho”. A 13 year old kid, or a 45 year old guy used to cyber sexing/texting 13 year old kids?
What’s with all the fucking READING? Economy of words, people!
“thx tho” is from a post about Stevie Johnson back in November.
As for “homo sports fan…” I’m not the one describing myself online and asking a kommenter to picture me wanking.
LOL yeah I know, I was betting my primo you would respond with a link. He said no way some internet douche would actually be that douchy… Looks like I made $5 bucks! And I thought you would appreciate the mental image. My bad Hahahaha Suck one BTW
Seriously, given the recent mailbags and the increasing dickwhistler-ishness of the comments lately, I think this may be a sign of the beginning of the end for KSK. Did someone put someone somehow put a post with a “Tom Brady” tag next to one with a “Brett Favre Penis” tag so that when all these closet homos ACCIDENTALLY google “Tom Brady Penis” this is the top site?
Fucking kill yourself. But first go and fucking get AIDS.
I had always wanted BJ Tron 666 for my gay porn star name.
DJ Chon is the new Footsteps Falco. Which one of the gay mafia thought of this kharakter?
Sorry for ranting guys next time I’ll dilute all of my hatred for Greg Easterbrook into one easy-to-digest snippet. My bad. Wasn’t trying to be snobby or anything on purpose, trust me I’m broke as fuck. I did go to private school my whole life but I was on partial or full scholarship the whole time.
Also…referring to this…
“So-sonatas Motiejunas – Not white, no pink, smart enough for Cornell. Hmm, gotta be Asian.”
I’m black. But thanks for playing ;)
WTF is McDonald’s trying to do? “my sister’s boyfriend says Sundays are for football”
Dude: “he’s a jerk”
Fuck you mickeyD’s, I give 340 days a year to a family and I can’t have 25 to watch what I like?
Fuck your damn ronald mcdonald house which is supported by private donations but you take every chance to market it as a corporate charity.
/wonders how many managers actually pilfer the donation box?
I know that was irrelevant but everyone else is asleep.
Wait, don’t tell me, it was a comedy scholarship.
@LaFavre: Ivy League schools do this thing called “need-based financial aid”, which is a polite way of saying that you’re going to pay as much as you and your family can afford. Don’t get me wrong, I get like 45k in grant money and private scholarships but the other 15k I have to pay with loans and work since my mom is a single parent and doesn’t work (so the “family contribution” element is basically me getting more loans).
that is all.
do not fucking ask me why I was looking at this.
@mrs ankiel. Wasn’t as bad as I thought. Thought it would have been “Dreamboat” doin the Dougie in his new Uggz.
/Not a Jet fan, but hopes Bart Scott snaps Errant boys spine.
that was kind of pathetic, huh?
I think this may be a sign of the beginning of the end for KSK.
An historic moment. This is like Walter Cronkite announcing on the network news that the war in Vietnam was clearly unwinnable.
If, you know, Walter Cronkite had been somebody that no one had ever heard from before.
It reminds me of when Flubby declared the Patriots finished.
You’re my new friend. I won’t ask you why you were looking at that, but I appreciate the link. I’ll put it to good use.
TH/DeSean Is My Anti-Drug says:
January 11th, 2011 at 3:44 pm
I call bullshit on #3. No way ANYONE can be sick of Bobby “The Brain” Heenan
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