LOLNFL: Championship Weekend

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LOLNFL: Championship Weekend

1. 

   01.26.11 at 10:05 am

   Troy's Gimpy Knee

   money money
2. 

   01.26.11 at 10:05 am

   ThaSkeptic

   I laughed. I cried. I learned to love again.
3. 

   01.26.11 at 10:08 am

   AB

   3 ninjas was a solid movie, but really, I preferred the book.
4. 

   01.26.11 at 10:14 am

   Tracer Bullet

   I look at that first photo and all I can hear is “GYMKATA!”
5. 

   01.26.11 at 10:17 am

   MaineAsshole

   I am just in awe of Brett Keisel’s beard. Paul Bunyon cowers upon seeing that manliness.
6. 

   01.26.11 at 10:17 am

   Sausage

   I like all the standing up for Cutler that’s been going on recently, and what’s going on in the last one.
7. 

   01.26.11 at 10:23 am

   tg

   Jay Cutler loves the Limp Bizkit version of “Behind Blue Eyes”

   /sulk
8. 

   01.26.11 at 10:26 am

   Cocks 'n' Crocs

   I was hoping for a Sad Keanu nestled in with one of the Cutler pics, but it’s still gold.
9. 

   01.26.11 at 10:28 am

   Otto Man

   Tracer Bullet for the win.

   “The skill of gymnastics! The kill of karate! GYMKATA!”
10. 

    01.26.11 at 10:38 am

    CreekWalking

    The disowned chick…they did that based on her looks alone…being a Packer fan got her fired from her job as the “before” photo gal.
11. 

    01.26.11 at 10:44 am

    85

    People who advertise that they used to be a fan of their current team’s biggest rival are the lowest form of humanity.
12. 

    01.26.11 at 10:48 am

    Jeff Georgeous

    More CutlerHATE please.
13. 

    01.26.11 at 10:54 am

    LaFavre's Next Tractor

    In that last picture The Sulk appears to be looking for his balls… on the ground… where they landed…….. after they fell off…if he even had any in the first place.

    Oh, hai Brocky!
14. 

    01.26.11 at 10:55 am

    0tarin

    Damn, I got here within 11 comments and still someone beat me to the Gymkata joke? Tracer, are you the Matrix?
15. 

    01.26.11 at 11:00 am

    G.G.

    [insert fist] !

    Jay Cutler: scapegoatse?
16. 

    01.26.11 at 11:01 am

    Enrico Pallazzo

    Tomlin plans on using “Three Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain” before the Super Bowl.
17. 

    01.26.11 at 11:04 am

    Gino Tourettsa

    Score on the “Gymkata” reference, TB. I could only think of a lame Hai Karate reference nobody would get. Be careful how you use it.
18. 

    01.26.11 at 11:09 am

    0tarin

    It’s a shame Tomlin didn’t lose last week so he could coach the pro bowl; Surf Ninjas was already in transit.
19. 

    01.26.11 at 11:13 am

    Tracer Bullet

    Yes. Yes, I am.
20. 

    01.26.11 at 11:22 am

    25cents

    G.G. says:
    January 26th, 2011 at 11:00 am
    [insert fist] !

    Jay Cutler: scapegoatse?

    ——————————————

    /thread
21. 

    01.26.11 at 11:27 am

    mick

    Deion Sanders calling anyone soft is like PK calling someone else a Britt Farr knob slobberer.
22. 

    01.26.11 at 11:51 am

    Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

    In my opinion 3 Ninjas Knuckle Up would have been a much better motivational choice. But hey the Steelers still won so what do I know?
23. 

    01.26.11 at 11:53 am

    Kansas City Honey Badger

    FUCK DEION SANDERS! From his claims that he can run the 40 backwards faster than a pepsi truck to his bullshit Primtime cunt slime on NFL network.

    He needs to die……. In a fire…….. Naked.
24. 

    01.26.11 at 11:55 am

    Brocky

    hey Lafarve. The fist one took me a second. I actually expected the Cutler ones to be much worse. The fifth one is a typical packers bandwagon fan, jumped on farves cock when they had the chance, now they just switched to rodgers.
25. 

    01.26.11 at 12:17 pm

    Folksy Racism

    Only the Cutler ones were needed. Just…sublime.
26. 

    01.26.11 at 12:30 pm

    Don Horn QB #13

    Gino, I am old enough that I got a chuckle out of your “Hai Karate” reference.
27. 

    01.26.11 at 12:34 pm

    Drunk Gazelle

    Surf Ninjas v. Three Ninjas……
    DISCUSS!
28. 

    01.26.11 at 12:41 pm

    Dread Pirate Roberts

    Deion Sanders is criticizing guys for being soft?

    I bet next we hear Paris Hilton criticizing women for giving it up too easy.
29. 

    01.26.11 at 12:52 pm

    Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

    @Drunk Gazelle – Though Surf Ninjas received more critical acclaim for it’s oftentimes brutal portrayal of a small island nation begrudgingly submitting to the will of a fascist dictator, I believe Three Ninjas more accurately captured the true spirit of the ideals that martial arts were founded on.
30. 

    01.26.11 at 12:53 pm

    Chad Henne Checkdown Clinic

    @Otto Man

    “There are many sounds around us, each is slightly different. So small as to go un-noticed by the person who is unaware. Do not hear the wood split. Hear the only sound of axe, cutting air. Read the air itself. It has much say to you.”
31. 

    01.26.11 at 1:21 pm

    snake11s

    The dis-owned chick?
    Are we sure that is a female?
32. 

    01.26.11 at 1:49 pm

    Otto Man

    Chad, that’s an impressive quote pull for a movie that came out, what, five years before you were born?

    To all of my fellow 30-somethings who made Gymkata jokes, I’ll see you in the seniors’ lounge.
33. 

    01.26.11 at 2:11 pm

    deweymcnugent

    /Googles “gymkata”
    //Adds “Gymkata” to Netflix queue
34. 

    01.26.11 at 2:14 pm

    Spanky Datass

    Kurt Thomas is the goldenest Golden Boy ever…and a horrid actor.
35. 

    01.26.11 at 2:29 pm

    Nimby

    Woodley is doing gymkata…Kiesel is doing a happy gold prospector jig.
36. 

    01.26.11 at 2:36 pm

    FavreFAIL

    former Bears fan, they invented ski masks for a reason…
37. 

    01.26.11 at 2:57 pm

    garrett

    Cutler: Insert Fist

    PREPARE YOUR ANUS
38. 

    01.26.11 at 3:01 pm

    JaMarcus' Purple Drank

    My cousin posted something about Gymkata on her Facebook page the other night…this is spooky.
39. 

    01.26.11 at 3:31 pm

    Brando

    Got this feelin’ in my knee
    I can’t explain
    It’s botherin’ me
    I can’t explain
    It hurts when I throw
    I can’t explain
    to the sideline I’ll go
    Yeah, I can’t explain
40. 

    01.26.11 at 4:09 pm

    Jim

    Oh, my. Gymkata references!

    [www.youtube.com]

    Haven’t seen it in years, but that’s still the best use of a pommel horse in cinematic history.
    /RIP Don LaFontaine
41. 

    01.26.11 at 4:24 pm

    Nimby

    @ Brando

    Yeah the call me the sulker…
    I’ve been missing low and hi-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGHHHHH!!!
42. 

    01.26.11 at 4:25 pm

    Gino Tourettsa

    “To all of my fellow 30-somethings who made Gymkata jokes, I’ll see you in the seniors’ lounge.”

    I’ll be right there with my Scotch, sitting next to Statler and Waldorf. Then I’ll present my dissertation on the subversive dangers of the wheel-chaired gimp from “Diff’rent Strokes”. Then we watch “Beastmaster”!

    I need a nap first. Get the hell off my lawn!
43. 

    01.26.11 at 4:33 pm

    Chad Henne Checkdown Clinic

    @Otto

    Again, wildly inconsistent knowledge base. I happen to be a big fan of martial arts movies and abysmal movies, so when I heard the director of Enter the Dragon and Game of Death made a really shitty movie based on gymnastics, I couldn’t really NOT see it.
44. 

    01.26.11 at 5:28 pm

    Gino Tourettsa

    “Extra-Ordinary!”
45. 

    01.26.11 at 5:50 pm

    copypastaleague

    hey. hey disowned chick. hey. guess what? hey, guess what? i’d still hit that.
46. 

    01.26.11 at 10:22 pm

    Abner

    You think PK fapped to Midge Carrilo?
47. 

    01.27.11 at 12:05 pm

    Shitgoose

    Gymkata is so much better then 3 Ninjas… You could combine all 3 of the 3 ninja’s and still not come close to Kurt Thomas’ skill/kill
48. 

    01.28.11 at 6:20 pm

    Moose (Stephen Hawking is faking it)

    Too old for Gymkata reference; had to look up (ashamed). Watches Little Big Man AGAIN.
49. 

    01.31.11 at 7:53 am

    okey

    Thanks Zack! Ditka has never looked hotter